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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.

    Why is it a joke?
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    Is this thread for real?
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    ''Why are you a window licker?'' is a better question.
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    You complete and utter lower colon.
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    it's art! it's about the obvious being stated perfectly in an harmonic way!
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    It's random factor.
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    It's a non-joke, sorta like this one:

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



    It should only take one person to complete the task, regardless of hair colour.

    They aren't very funny... to people with normal senses of humour...
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    (Original post by in_vogue)
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.

    Why is it a joke?
    Very simply it's the humour of the obvious. You expect there to be a joke and the fact that there isn't creates humour. I always feel that the joke is ruined if you have to explain it though......
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    Because it wanted to get to the other side ;p
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    (Original post by milkytea)
    It's a non-joke, sorta like this one:

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



    It should only take one person to complete the task, regardless of hair colour.

    They aren't very funny... to people with normal senses of humour...
    What did the traffic light say to the car?

    Nothing, inanimate objects can not talk.

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    Because it's an anti-joke. F.e, Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
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    I've heard some funny variations of this joke. However, these are not fit for a public forum.
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    Because it was further away from the meat factory.
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    Why was the small child crying in the arms of the catholic priest?

    Because his parents had just killed themselves.
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    Person A: Knock knock.
    Person B: Who's there?
    Person A: Me.

    lol
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    :facepalm:
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    Chicken? who said Chicken? is it roasted ?
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    Why are you a ****ing idiot? Surely you must have heard that one??
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    (Original post by in_vogue)
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.

    Why is it a joke?
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=1574996 :awesome:
 
 
 
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