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    What’s pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.

    Why did Terry fall out of the tree? Because someone threw a fridge at him.
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    Just two of the millions which made me laugh when I don't know why.
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    Because it's so obvious...
    Like:

    Two muffins in an oven
    One muffin says to the other "boy, it's hot in here!"
    The other muffin goes "AHHH! A TALKIN' MUFFIN!!"

    (I know... I'm lame...)
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    (Original post by choly7)
    What did the traffic light say to the car?

    Nothing, inanimate objects can not talk.

    How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini?

    You would have the manufacture a Mini that was large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be road legal, but at least your problem will be solved.

    Yay, someone else with a sense of humour as... awesome... as mine!
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    A man walks into a bar.

    Ouch.
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    ... I think you'll find it didn't...
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    Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his knob was stuck in the chicken.
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    (Original post by choly7)
    What did the traffic light say to the car?

    Nothing, inanimate objects can not talk.

    what if its a childs show, even trains tlk then =/ and the builders machines and stuff and those bear things that eat pudding and that dinosaur thing that sings alot.
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    a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family
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    (Original post by Betacra)
    What’s pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
    That made me laugh more than it should have.
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    (Original post by danadd9)
    What did the little orphan girl get for Christmas?
    Cancer :top:.
    Just about to say these are all really funny, but yours isn't.
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    (Original post by Converse)
    You complete and utter lower colon.
    hahahhahahahhahahaha
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    Humour is like a frog, it doesn't work if you dissect it
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    (Original post by milkytea)
    How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini?

    You would have the manufacture a Mini that was large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be road legal, but at least your problem will be solved.

    Yay, someone else with a sense of humour as... awesome... as mine!
    Haha!

    How does a kangaroo fix a leaky watermain?

    It doesn't, it would simply hop up and down and perhaps if it's intelligent enough locate the source of the problem. In the long run you would be better contacting a qualified professional to do any repairs to your home and if needed a zookeeper or other qualified animal welfare agent to collect the kangaroo.
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    (Original post by Rzc)
    I've heard some funny variations of this joke. However, these are not fit for a public forum.
    oh come on....everything goes on TSR :teeth:
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    Horse walks into a bar.
    Barman says "Why the long face?"

    :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by tieyourmotherdown)
    Because it's an anti-joke. F.e, Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
    How'd she get on the swing :holmes:
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was nailed to the first.
    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

    etc.

    I love stupid non-jokes. I think humour is in the unexpected. You expect a clever answer. You're not given one. So it's funny.

    Another: What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
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    (Original post by Manesh2468)
    what if its a childs show, even trains tlk then =/ and the builders machines and stuff and those bear things that eat pudding and that dinosaur thing that sings alot.
    :nah:
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    (Original post by Liam 09)
    How'd she get on the swing :holmes:
    I put her there.
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    .....Is it just me that finds anti-jokes disappointing?
    Person: Why are friends like potatoes?
    Me: I dunno, why are friends like potatoes?
    Person: If you eat them they die!
    *tumbleweed*
    Person: What does Mr T stand for?
    Me: ......
    Person: SOME FOO' STOLE HIS CHAIR!
    Me: PAHAHAHAHHAA
    Am I just weird?
 
 
 
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