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    (Original post by proud nd luvin it)
    Horse walks into a bar.
    Barman says "Why the long face?"

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    Nononononono, a proper anti-joke would be

    Horse walks into a bar.
    Barman says "Why the long face?"
    Horse replies "My mum just died"
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    (Original post by choly7)
    :nah:
    :upyours: lol jkin
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    (Original post by munn)
    Nononononono, a proper anti-joke would be

    Horse walks into a bar.
    Barman says "Why the long face?"
    Horse replies "My mum just died"
    ahh my apologies
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    (Original post by Manesh2468)
    :upyours: lol jkin
    Hehe
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was being chased by a farmer

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    A bald man walks into a bar, sits down at his usual table and sees a man at the next table with an orange for a head. He buys the orange-headed man a drink, and proceeds to ask him to tell the story of the origins of his citrusy appearance. The orange-man is more than happy with his payment and starts his tale.

    ‘I went to the Himalayas a couple of years back, and when I was climbing one of the mountains, I came across a mysterious lamp in a crevasse. Naturally I rubbed it, being a magic lamp and all, and of course, out popped a genie. He granted me three wishes, anything I could possibly want, he would make happen in an instant. I instinctively went for the obvious ones, so first of all I wished to have an endless supply of money, making me the richest man in the world.’
    And to prove it, he took out a wad of twenty pound notes and set fire to them, only to produce a wad of fifties and eat them as well.
    ‘My second wish was to be irresistible to the laydeez,’ and upon clicking his fingers, sure enough, over come a harem of beautiful young women from the bar.

    ‘What was your last wish then?’ asks the bald man.

    ‘I wished that I could have an orange for a head.’

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    Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    Because across the road lives the scientist who is perhaps the only person who can explain the phenomenon of his post-death consciousness
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    (Original post by MilkyC)
    Why are you a ****ing idiot? Surely you must have heard that one??
    No **** sherlock. I sure have. That's why I ****ing posted it.
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was being chased by a farmer

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    A bald man walks into a bar, sits down at his usual table and sees a man at the next table with an orange for a head. He buys the orange-headed man a drink, and proceeds to ask him to tell the story of the origins of his citrusy appearance. The orange-man is more than happy with his payment and starts his tale.

    ‘I went to the Himalayas a couple of years back, and when I was climbing one of the mountains, I came across a mysterious lamp in a crevasse. Naturally I rubbed it, being a magic lamp and all, and of course, out popped a genie. He granted me three wishes, anything I could possibly want, he would make happen in an instant. I instinctively went for the obvious ones, so first of all I wished to have an endless supply of money, making me the richest man in the world.’
    And to prove it, he took out a wad of twenty pound notes and set fire to them, only to produce a wad of fifties and eat them as well.
    ‘My second wish was to be irresistible to the laydeez,’ and upon clicking his fingers, sure enough, over come a harem of beautiful young women from the bar.

    ‘What was your last wish then?’ asks the bald man.

    ‘I wished that I could have an orange for a head.’

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    Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    Because across the road lives the scientist who is perhaps the only person who can explain the phenomenon of his post-death consciousness
    Haha the orange one!

    Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
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    what goes around the world but stays in one corner!!!!!!!!!1
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    (Original post by choly7)
    What did the traffic light say to the car?

    Nothing, inanimate objects can not talk.

    I lol'd. Does that make me weird
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    This thread is awesome. I love anti-jokes. There are some great ones here.

    Why did the plane crash?

    Because the pilot was an orange.
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    (Original post by blush.ox)
    oh come on....everything goes on TSR :teeth:
    pfft no! they are funny but i can't share them
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    (Original post by Dragon)
    This thread is awesome. I love anti-jokes. There are some great ones here.

    Why did the plane crash?

    Because the pilot was an orange.
    i dont get the joke is it supposed the be the orange being thrown or something? lol
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    (Original post by Rzc)
    I lol'd. Does that make me weird
    Ha yeah it does. But it makes you weird with everyone else who loves anti-jokes so thats a-okay!
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    (Original post by Dragon)
    This thread is awesome. I love anti-jokes. There are some great ones here.

    Why did the plane crash?

    Because the pilot was an orange.
    hahahahahahaha OH MY GOD
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    (Original post by choly7)
    Ha yeah it does. But it makes you weird with everyone else who loves anti-jokes so thats a-okay!
    oh phew, i thought i was a reject for a moment there :eek:
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    (Original post by Manesh2468)
    i dont get the joke is it supposed the be the orange being thrown or something? lol
    Eh, not everyone will get it. Anti-jokes are like that. That was an exceptionally stupid one.
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    (Original post by milkytea)
    It's a non-joke, sorta like this one:

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



    It should only take one person to complete the task, regardless of hair colour.

    They aren't very funny... to people with normal senses of humour...
    That's genius.
 
 
 
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