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    That's right. It's freaking me out... No quite literally and I'm not being modest.

    Sorry I had to say that line above for some reason. Anyway, over the past couple of weeks I've frequently been masturbating. No like... up to 4-5 times a day. When I ***, I *** lots. I guess you'd expect the amount of *** to decrease with every orgasm but it doesn't. I can easily do what... like 9-10 squirts everywhere.

    I'm 16 years old (male) and I don't think this is normal for my age.
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    5 times a day? Too much?

    Not enough...
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    No, it isn't normal.
    You will go down in history as the greatest pornstar that ever lived.
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    (Original post by M1F2R3)
    5 times a day? Too much?

    Not enough...
    Lol. I thought the norm was like once a day or maybe once every few days or something... You're a machine.
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    Peter North #2 in here girlz. 8====D~~~~ :sexface:
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    9-10 squirts 4-5 times a day? Bottle it and sell it.
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    (Original post by fibrebiz)
    No, it isn't normal.
    You will go down in history as the greatest pornstar that ever lived.
    Well would it improve matters if I said my penis was 8 inches?
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    (Original post by No!)
    Lol. I thought the norm was like once a day or maybe once every few days or something... You're a machine.
    starts to hurt me after 4-5 times
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    If your **** falls off, then you have a problem.

    Otherwise, carry on. No one's watching. Except for that dodgy looking neighbour.
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    (Original post by No!)
    Lol. I thought the norm was like once a day or maybe once every few days or something... You're a machine.
    I think we're having a Luke - Obi Wan moment right here.

    :holmes:
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    There's a limit to how many times a guy can masturbate in a life time you know. Once you surpass it your testicles will shrivel up and die.
    Just sayin' ...
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    Sell your sperm - you'll be a billionaire
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    (Original post by No!)
    Well would it improve matters if I said my penis was 8 inches?
    Yeah, you're something special.
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    Didn't realize there was such a thing...
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    If your **** falls off, then you have a problem.

    Otherwise, carry on. No one's watching. Except for that dodgy looking neighbour.
    That's the problem I have actually. I'm masturbating so frequently that my **** is painful to touch, but the urge to *** everywhere is greater...
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    You'll get friction burn soon, that should solve the problem.

    Edit: Or not... Ok you're a ****er
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    (Original post by aeterno)
    If your **** falls off, then you have a problem.

    Otherwise, carry on. No one's watching. Except for that dodgy looking neighbour.
    Don't tell him.

    He hasn't seen me yet.
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    (Original post by No!)
    That's the problem I have actually. I'm masturbating so frequently that my **** is painful to touch, but the urge to *** everywhere is greater...
    Put chilli on your hands. That'll slow things down.
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    (Original post by Circadian_Rhythm)
    Don't tell him.

    He hasn't seen me yet.
    What do I get in return for my silence? :sexface:
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    No. This is not normal. Judging by your post I can smell the end of your life by a far distance.
 
 
 
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