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I think I masturbate too much - I have a problem here watch

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    (Original post by JCC-MGS)
    9-10 squirts 4-5 times a day? Bottle it and sell it.
    LMAO!!! I was literally going to say the same thing, but you got there first!! haha
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    I'm a girl and my record is 6 times in one day!
    I was really really horny and there were no guys around. Masturbating isn't half as satisfying as sex! After each orgasm I just wanted more, I needed to satisfy myself so badly. :sexface: By the end of it my bed sheets were completely soaked.











    (bet you a tenner OP has just wapped out number 5 today!)
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    (Original post by ihatebrownbread)
    OMG are you serious?
    Yep. Dead serious. The average man loses his ability to produce semen at around 60, but with the way OP's going he'll not make it past his midlife crisis!
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    Wanqing is my guilty pleasure but I never tell anyone about it.
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    I want to see your internet history
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    (Original post by jam277)
    My friends record is 12 lol. The world record is 36 by the way. I would get bored by then.
    36 a day?
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    (Original post by Leahcar)
    Yep. Dead serious. The average man loses his ability to produce semen at around 60, but with the way OP's going he'll not make it past his midlife crisis!
    So what's the limit to the amount of times guy can masturbate in his life time?
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    (Original post by HARRY PUTAH)
    Peter North #2 in here girlz. 8====D~~~~ :sexface:


    8====D~~~~:zomg:



    Swallows.
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    (Original post by effofex)
    Wanqing is my guilty pleasure but I never tell anyone about it.
    You just did :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by rugbyladosc)
    36 a day?
    yeah. Something ridiculous like that
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    (Original post by ihatebrownbread)
    So what's the limit to the amount of times guy can masturbate in his life time?
    I think the figure is around 20,000 or so, but not too sure.

    :lol:
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    (Original post by iainthegreat)
    8====D~~~~:zomg:



    Swallows.
    Much better:

    Spoiler:
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    8====D~~~~ ( . )( . )
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    don't worry i'm in my 20s and hit 4 yesterday, been a bit distracted today, better get started soon.
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    (Original post by Zottula)
    You're a young, hormonal, teenage boy. It is normal.
    You're a woman. Your opinion is invalid for question being asked.
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    http://www.londonspermbank.com/
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    (Original post by Leahcar)
    I think the figure is around 20,000 or so, but not too sure.

    :lol:
    lol, hopefully i'll be safe then
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    (Original post by ihatebrownbread)
    lol, hopefully i'll be safe then
    Hopefully!

    Hey, by the way, did you hear they were gonna change the meaning of the word 'gullible' ??
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    (Original post by Leahcar)
    Much better:

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    8====D~~~~ ( . )( . )


    8====D~~~~ :zomg:~~~~O====8


    Bukkake.
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    (Original post by Leahcar)
    Hopefully!

    Hey, by the way, did you hear they were gonna change the meaning of the word 'gullible' ??
    lol, why are they changeing it to a picture of you?
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    (Original post by ihatebrownbread)
    lol, why are they changeing it to a picture of you?
    Nope, to a picture of white bread actually.
 
 
 
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