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    (Original post by Panda Bear)
    Should have made that clear. I was lucky not to get punched. He wasn't too pleased that I laughed at him.
    Very weird that he wasn't joking! I wouldn't been in stitches too and probably shook his hand for such a brilliant line.
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    (Original post by dirtyoldriver)
    Wrote a story about us in the third person after our second date and put it on bebo :nothing:
    :eek: SAME but on Myspace ... weird
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    (Original post by Zottula)
    Do you have a third nipple?


    :lolwut:
    Wth is wrong with having a third nipple?
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    'Hi there. Did you know I'm so flexible I can suck my own penis?' :sexface:
    'Well you don't need me then, do you?'
    '...aww, crap.'

    'Twas pretty funny though :teehee: And he is now a good friend.
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    Not a guy but a girl, im a guy

    I was out riding my bike that day and as i parked down the sea front for a break i sat down at the bench. This kinda emo looking girl (quite good looking but like 17) comes up to me and sits next to me and said:

    Her : 'Hey, let me try your helmet on'
    Me : 'You can, but its gonna mess up your lovely hair'
    Her : 'Yeah, it will'
    Next thing she puts get hand on my leg and starts groping me and said:
    Her : 'I think you need to give me a ride'
    Me : 'I don't have a spare helmet on me'

    She smiles and then grabs my phone outa my hand and adds her number and told me to call her tonight.

    I was so flattered that after like few minutes as she went back to her friends i was like, daymn, did this just really happened?

    I never called her, i do regret it now tho
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    (Original post by imperial maniac)
    Wth is wrong with having a third nipple?
    Nothing at all. It's just a rather strange ice breaker question. Don't you think?

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    Oh my. You are that guy!
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    "I do look at your tits occassionally, don't tell my girlfriend. They are really big."
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    "I'll bang you so hard, I'll drag that weave out of your head"

    LOL
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    (Original post by Miza)
    Not a guy but a girl, im a guy

    I was out riding my bike that day and as i parked down the sea front for a break i sat down at the bench. This kinda emo looking girl (quite good looking but like 17) comes up to me and sits next to me and said:

    Her : 'Hey, let me try your helmet on'
    Me : 'You can, but its gonna mess up your lovely hair'
    Her : 'Yeah, it will'
    Next thing she puts get hand on my leg and starts groping me and said:
    Her : 'I think you need to give me a ride'
    Me : 'I don't have a spare helmet on me'

    She smiles and then grabs my phone outa my hand and adds her number and told me to call her tonight.

    I was so flattered that after like few minutes as she went back to her friends i was like, daymn, did this just really happened?

    I never called her, i do regret it now tho
    So a fit girl asked you for sex, you gave a crap excuse and then didn't call her. Unless you had a girlfriend or your gay that's bull****.
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    (Original post by thatsnumberwang)
    :eek: SAME but on Myspace ... weird
    Hahah, maybe it was the same one
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    "Hey... I got this scar on my hand when I set fire to myself."
    "Um, why did you set fire to yourself?"
    "I've been trained not to feel pain."

    Luckily a friend saved me soon afterwards.
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    (Original post by Accalia)
    "Hey... I got this scar on my hand when I set fire to myself."
    "Um, why did you set fire to yourself?"
    "I've been trained not to feel pain."

    Luckily a friend saved me soon afterwards.

    I just... where the hell was he even going with that?!
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    inb4 Rohypnol.
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    When guys I barely know but I have on facebook come up to me in clubs and start quoting my facebook status' and telling me how much I make them laugh...this has happened several times.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Said "I love you" nine times the first time we had sex. Which was also the first day we met.

    He was REALLY drunk. I don't think he has any recollection of this.
    sluzzas gonna sluz
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    I was sat in class a few days ago, and this guy I have to sit next to due to a strict seating plan, is really really weird.

    He just reached his hand up to my face and stroked my cheek... and started saying things like 'i can see you are tired. imagine you are in a warm bed near an open fire' etc etc...

    ermmmm, it was really disturbing.
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    (Original post by O_Bugger_its_Hitler)
    Guy I barely knew: "Hey, when are you coming back to uni, so I can pour alcohol into you? "

    Me: :lolwut:
    what's wrong with that? Lol
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    Him - "You have hair like a red setter puppy"
    Me - "are you saying I look like a dog?"
    Him - "Umm, sort of I guess!'
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    Randomer on the street: You have the nicest teeth ever!
    He then proceeded to stop another randomer and explain how nice my teeth are... :lolwut:
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    My first date with this girl, and she told me she loved me.

    I ran and never looked back!
 
 
 
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