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How to approach a girl! watch

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    Tips please
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    Start by walking up to them.
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    Walking works. Then saying hello, with some light conversation proceeding that. Finally ask for their number politely/offer to buy them a drink/something along those lines
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    just walk up...

    say hi

    maybe a light compliment....ask for name...light convo....

    job done
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    "Hi, just thought I'd introduce myself, I'm..." and off you go
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    You guys are so sweet. If it were most guys on tsr, a rude comment would have popped out by now
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    punch her in the face
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    (Original post by i'm awesome)
    punch her in the face
    That's my line!

    Cuntpunt!
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    That's my line!

    Cuntpunt!
    wait....
    that wasn't censored?
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    through the medium of interpretive dance
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    don't say....Yo Ho!
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    Spit into your hand and then extend it towards them for a handshake.

    Then say..." 'Ow are ya luv?"

    ......


    ........./sarcasm
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    (Original post by i'm awesome)
    wait....
    that wasn't censored?
    It's cause I combined the words. *nods* I think. Let's try: ****.
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    usually i prefer my mum to approach them.....the chicks dig that
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    Do it from behind-preferably with a sack, some gaffa tape or another suitable form of restraint

    (Only way that's ever worked for me.........)
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    Walk up, grab their head, shove your **** in their mouth
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    (Original post by Dynasty)
    Walk up, grab their head, shove your **** in their mouth
    crude and uncouth troll: the worst kind.
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    'sup *****
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    (Original post by spazman21)
    crude and uncouth troll: the worst kind.
    Still better than people who take this sort of thread seriously. OH LETS ASK A BUNCH OF LOSERS HOW TO GET GIRLS LOLOLOL
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    my name is reeven and am an alcoholic
 
 
 
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