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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    The title was something along the lines of:

    "I dipped my penis into jelly before it set."

    And then the post simply read "discuss."
    Wonder what flavour Jelly it was and whether he was circumcised :holmes:

    Weird things to wonder :rofl:
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    (Original post by tehFrance)
    Wonder what flavour Jelly it was and whether he was circumcised :holmes:

    Weird things to wonder :rofl:
    It was probably penis flavoured jelly after that tbh...
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    (Original post by Wilzman)
    There is a clear difference between a 'Conservative Government' and a 'Coalition Government'.

    Those comments were made in reference to a formal alliance between the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats pre the 2010 election. The 2010 election resulted in a hung parliament, with no party able to form a realistic minority Government. The Lib Dems are the third party, they would have been blamed for the political instability that followed if they had they not done gone in to Coalition.
    Labour had too few seats for the two to form a workable Coalition, therefore their only realistic option was to form a Coalition with the Conservatives.

    Mr. Clegg says he won't join a Conservative Government. He hasn't. He has formed a Coalition Government, the includes both Lib Dems and Conservatives. It was an electoral inevitability after the May 2010 General Election, and the Lib Dems did the right thing in going into Coalition.

    That said, it is time to establish their own identity within the Coalition. For far too long they've agreed publicly with their Coalition partners, and have not been successful in publicising their achievements in delivering 75% of their manifesto in Government. There are also key differences between the parties which must be made clear to retain credibility.

    It's an interesting time for British politics, that's for sure.
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    (Original post by Wilzman)
    Further examples of direct comparisons between the text of the Coalition Agreement, and the Lib Dem Manifesto can be found here: http://www.whatthehellhavethelibdemsdone.com/
    Great website.
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    (Original post by tehFrance)
    Wonder what flavour Jelly it was and whether he was circumcised :holmes:

    Weird things to wonder :rofl:
    It would have been better if he had dipped it into spotted ****.
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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    It would have been better if he had dipped it into spotted ****.
    That particular desert gets some interesting looks if you ask for it abroad
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    So much for Eurosceptic David Cameron: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12354931
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    (Original post by Teaddict)
    That particular desert gets some interesting looks if you ask for it abroad
    They probably think it's an STD not a pudding.
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    (Original post by Teaddict)
    So much for Eurosceptic David Cameron: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12354931
    Well, as Dan Hannan said, no one is eurosceptic in government.

    Also, international policing laws from the EU, those always work out fine and dandy don't they? *cough*European Arrest Warrant*cough*
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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    They probably think it's an STD not a pudding.
    True.

    (Original post by Nothos)
    Well, as Dan Hannan said, no one is eurosceptic in government.

    Also, international policing laws from the EU, those always work out fine and dandy don't they? *cough*European Arrest Warrant*cough*
    :moon: Not even Hague... weaklings.

    We need a real Conservative as our leader - David Cameron is a pathetic excuse for a politician let alone a leader. His inner circe is just as bad.

    If only we had David Davis :moon:
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    (Original post by Teaddict)
    :moon: Not even Hague... weaklings.

    We need a real Conservative as our leader - David Cameron is a pathetic excuse for a politician let alone a leader. His inner circe is just as bad.

    If only we had David Davis :moon:
    It'd make nary a difference. Besides, Davis is too hot-headed in my mind, which is not a good thing in a Prime Minister. Especially one heading a coalition government!
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    (Original post by Nothos)
    It'd make nary a difference. Besides, Davis is too hot-headed in my mind, which is not a good thing in a Prime Minister. Especially one heading a coalition government!
    Still I stand by my view that "most people are better than David Cameron".
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    (Original post by Metrobeans)
    From today, I've gotta keep an eye out for a possible £500 leaving my bank account. The system London 2012 is using for allocating tickets and collecting payment is ridiculous...
    Nahh you've got another week before you need to start checking.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13338579
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    OMG Google Doodle is awesome! Mr Men!

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    I found an interesting memo from the European Union:


    EUROPEAN UNION
    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
    As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has been accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
    There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
    Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go.
    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas...
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    (Original post by Teaddict)
    I found an interesting memo from the European Union:


    EUROPEAN UNION
    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
    As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has been accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
    There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
    Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go.
    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas...
    Tbh, we shouldn't fear people who refer to mobile phones as "Handies".

    Ja, das ist mein handy! Wilt du spielen met meine große handy? Meine handy ist verschmutzt!
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    (Original post by Nothos)
    Tbh, we shouldn't fear people who refer to mobile phones as "Handies".

    Ja, das ist mein handy! Wilt du spielen met mit meine große handy? Meine handy ist verschmutzt!

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    (Original post by cambo211)
    Nahh you've got another week before you need to start checking.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13338579
    I wish they would debit the money sooner rather than later so I can budget for the rest of the Summer. I'm trying to organise a holiday in June as well as making sure I've got enough to live on and commute to my placement for the first month.
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    The Olympic tickets system is absolutely retarded. Why the hell they've chosen it is beyond me.
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    I don't know why but I am listening to Blondie



    To be fair, she is was gorgeous:

 
 
 
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