I reckon no matter how facially ugly you are, if you get absolutely ripped and then shave all your hair off, you'll still get loads of attention from chicks.
When I say absolutely ripped, I mean absolutely ripped though. Only a massive, massive built body will compensate.
Plus, when you're ripped, you'll find confidence comes easily to you .
So...my point is...stop moping around and hit the gym hard.
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- 13-04-2011 20:25
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- 29-01-2014 16:26
don't do it babe. your better than that...
- 29-01-2014 19:36
Short term solution, to a long term problem, waste of money if its your first time.
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- 29-01-2014 19:40
My face is among the ugliest in the planet - I'm overweight, slouched, have the social skills of a gnat and there is nothing good about me.
I'm one of these people that you call "incel"- involuntary celibates. I'm never going to get a girl to come within a foot of me at this rate, let alone lose my virginity.
I've been told that when you lose it you get a massive confidence boost and you can start getting luckier.
That, combined with plastic surgery on my face, will allow me to be a little happier in my life.
So how about a prostitute? Only £150 for an hour and probably quite fun.
What do you think?
Though if you want to pay someone to take your virginity, bear in mind that you'll immediately become thin and attractive and if you buy a lottery ticket within an hour of the event you'll win, and you'll get a job and a house and fourteen children. Oh, and you'll see in HD and 3D and...
In real life, losing your virginity doesn't make life different. Congratulations, you had sex. Give the man a peanut.
Just sort yourself out.
- 21-07-2014 15:03
Unfortunately what happens if you get addicted to sex then you'll be blowing £150 more than once a month. And anyways I think even prostitutes have standards. Just saying.
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- 19-04-2017 00:21
Oh look, a nerco'd thread!