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    What's the prognosis for a human eye enveloped by a sizeable amount of jizz? We're not talking a full load here, but nothing to be scoffed at.

    My "friend" was "wondering".

    SERIOUS BTW
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    Pinkeye?

    In the short term, seeing the world through a thin film of jizz perhaps...
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    why don't you try it and find out
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    What's the prognosis for a human eye enveloped by a sizeable amount of jizz? We're not talking a full load here, but nothing to be scoffed at.

    My "friend" was "wondering".

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    LOL Tell your "friend" to rinse his eyes out with cold water.
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    I bet she can't see,man

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    (Original post by thegodofgod)
    LOL Tell your "friend" to rinse his eyes out with cold water.
    That's what I was thinking would be the obvious solution, but then it occured to me that doesn't it become more, sort of, 'sticky' in water...? Could be a difficult situation!
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    I just tell people my girlfriend has conjunctivitus, it works.
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    A very painful pinkeye. A mate of mine said it felt like her eyes were being attacked.

    Wash it out, takes a wee while to get better.
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    Happened to my father somehow, many a year ago (his own).Had to go to hospital and have some kind of eye dissolver put in I think.
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    What's the prognosis for a human eye enveloped by a sizeable amount of jizz? We're not talking a full load here, but nothing to be scoffed at.

    My "friend" was "wondering".

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    Was this friend of yours that doll ? Just wondering..
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    Well... If Your "Friend" needs some help... Tell em to hit me up:perv::perv:
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    Did your gay lover perform 'the pirate' on you? You poor chap.
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    Thats gonna sting a bit.
    Er, so I hear :angel:
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    If it was on the eye ball then they will dig into the eye ball and can cause infections and think some other things, wash the eye with water and if not too embaressed then goto the gp to make sure that the eye will be alright
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    You sir, now have jizz-vision.
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    They'll impregnate your eyeball and you'll have little eyeball jizz babies.
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    Jizz goggles! I hear it's like beer goggles, but more painful.
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    I bet she can't see,man

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    That was fantastic.
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    A very painful pinkeye. A mate of mine said it felt like her eyes were being attacked.

    Wash it out, takes a wee while to get better.


    Not gonna lie, but my eyes are watering just reading this thread :L
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    Happened to me, just deal with it and it sorts itself out after a couple of hours
 
 
 
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