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    (Original post by bognor-regis)
    Did your gay lover perform 'the pirate' on you? You poor chap.
    What's the pirate?
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    (Original post by GeographyEllie)
    What's the pirate?
    Think of eye patches, etc.
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    :lolwut: Jizz hands!
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    Think of eye patches, etc.


    Oh shoot, yeah i think i got it after i posted
    thanks!! :rolleyes:
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    this is the best WTF!!! post ever. lol
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    It didn't hurt when it happened to me, lol
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    Swimming goggles = job done.
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    (Original post by GeographyEllie)
    What's the pirate?
    The Pirate: At the climax of oral stimulation, a man ejacualtes into his partner's eye then immediately kicks her in the shin. So she will be hopping around on one leg with one eye closed screaming "argh!"
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    (Original post by righteous)
    Pinkeye?

    In the short term, seeing the world through a thin film of jizz perhaps...
    is pinkeye not when someone farts on your pillow? then your eye gets infected?
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    Nasty. I guess you'd just have to blink a lot, eyes are probably pretty good at getting rid of jizz.
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    (Original post by Bazlehman)
    Happened to my father somehow, many a year ago (his own).Had to go to hospital and have some kind of eye dissolver put in I think.
    WTF!
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    Hopefully your eyelashes don't stick together...
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    What's the prognosis for a human eye enveloped by a sizeable amount of jizz? We're not talking a full load here, but nothing to be scoffed at.

    My "friend" was "wondering".

    SERIOUS BTW
    Woah.

    I've heard of "come to bed eyes" but not "come in my eyes" :/
    Give it a wash and hope for the best?
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    (Original post by Pedrobear)
    What's the prognosis for a human eye enveloped by a sizeable amount of jizz? We're not talking a full load here, but nothing to be scoffed at.

    My "friend" was "wondering".

    SERIOUS BTW
    You jizzed in your own eye??

    How the hell?
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    bukakke on yo mamas face (Y)
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    (Original post by Lightnix)
    They'll impregnate your eyeball and you'll have little eyeball jizz babies.
    Taken for my sig for genius
 
 
 
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