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Really bugs me how my friend, who is practically a midget, gets waaaay more girls :( Watch

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    because you call yourself "bloke"
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    (Original post by SteveCrain)
    because you call yourself "bloke"
    OP sounds like an idiot, but seriously, what is wrong with calling yourself a 'bloke'?

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    When you get your cawk out the girls "ooooh a penis!"


    When he gets his out, girls go "......zomg must dance on his disco stick!" he has a schlong, you have a chode.
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    Height isn't everything...
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    Do you know why he gets more girls? He eats this every morning which you don't :

    http://courtneyschopfer.com/files/gimgs/6_man-up.gif
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    (Original post by HARRY PUTAH)
    When you get your cawk out the girls "ooooh a penis!"


    When he gets his out, girls go "......zomg must dance on his disco stick!" he has a schlong, you have a chode.
    Surely his penis would be correlative to his height?

    the taller you are the bigger your penis?
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    (Original post by freakingout!)
    OP sounds like an idiot, but seriously, what is wrong with calling yourself a 'bloke'?

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    I despise popular idioms such as, "I'm a decent/nice bloke". Sounds like a scripted cab driver or boring football fan who takes his missus to the pub for a pint.

    I would prefer the person in question not to judge whether they are a decent person or not, and if they have to, they shouldn't tell anyone, and if they must, they should say "man", or "guy" at the worst
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    Shorties are amazing.

    Time for us to fight against this notion that tall is best, fellow-minded ladies! :awesome:
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    Good things come in small packages
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    I bet you're short and insecure
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    (Original post by freakingout!)
    Not when you're rocking heels....
    And?
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    (Original post by Cicerao)
    Shorties are amazing.

    Time for us to fight against this notion that tall is best, fellow-minded ladies! :awesome:
    LOl that made me chuckle...

    Although im sure there are attractive short dudes out there, why are they amazing? Not to sound like the OP, but I can't see being short EVER being an advantage, whereas being tall does have the potential to be an advantage...

    If you know what I mean..
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    (Original post by SteveCrain)
    I despise popular idioms such as, "I'm a decent/nice bloke". Sounds like a scripted cab driver or boring football fan who takes his missus to the pub for a pint.

    I would prefer the person in question not to judge whether they are a decent person or not, and if they have to, they shouldn't tell anyone, and if they must, they should say "man", or "guy" at the worst
    He's can't help it...he's a LAD!
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    (Original post by QwentyJ)
    And?
    Well the girl said she wouldn't mind as she would still be shorter then the guy by 2 inches...I was just pointing out that she would be taller than him once she wears those heels...so may not feel the same way?

    Was that so hard to understand? :confused:
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    (Original post by freakingout!)
    LOl that made me chuckle...

    Although im sure there are attractive short dudes out there, why are they amazing? Not to sound like the OP, but I can't see being short EVER being an advantage, whereas being tall does have the potential to be an advantage...

    If you know what I mean..
    Haha, you know what kind of short I meant. But I'm only 5'2" myself, so the other wouldn't be too much of a problem either. Being impaled is not my thing. :mmm:

    Short guys are just cute! It wouldn't be as cute if I were really tall, but being a short couple is just love. <3
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    Lies.

    Manlets never get girls
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I just don't get it...I know he's agreat guy to hang with (this is why he's my mate), and he's quite funny, but he's very average looking and he's only about 5 ft 4"! :eek:

    Yet im 6ft and he seems to get waay more attention..im not a bad looking bloke either, and I do get my share (small share) of girls, but what really has me stumped is how someone who is basically borderline midget, gets soo many more!?

    I thought girls hated short guys? :confused:

    He doesn't deserve the attention tbh.

    please keep anon, as my 5ft4" inch friend i a tsr member also and knows my real username!!
    Oh get over it. You seem to be pretty bitter.
    I'm five foot six, and went out with a guy who is five foot four, because even though he is short, he has an awesome personality, a great sense of humour, and good looks.

    And I think he's the guy I've most enjoyed being around and with. Dude, it's not all about height. Be happy, be honest, flirt a little. I'm sure you'll have a hell of a lot more success with the ladies.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    No no, what I meant was, surely his height should leave him at a huuuge disadvantage!? But for some reason it doesn't!?

    Im urprised people in this thread aren't shocked, (or even accused me of trolling, I though this would happen tbh, because the situation IMO is so unbelievable) because I find it insane how someone who can barely see over a seering wheel can get so many women?!?

    I thought being tall was a massive advantage, and I thought being shorter than 5ft8" would be a definitie no no for ALL women...:confused:

    The guys looks stumpy, whereas I am a tower, even if I was butt ugly, and he looked like Aston from JLS, surely i'd still be able to get more fanny?!

    I used to think I was really lucky and felt pity for him when we were younger...maybe the women pity him also??
    That, right there, is why you lose out on poontang.
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    I have a short friend who gets more girls than me too! Because he has infinitely better social skills. I feel this might apply to OP?
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    OP seems like a douche
 
 
 
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