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    For some strange reason if I'm coming back from a night out I always seem to jog back, rather than walk.

    Anyhoo the other night whilst getting my drunken Paula Radcliffe on I managed to miss the curb and roll my ankle. Now it's swollen up and more bruised than Rihanna after 3 rounds against Chris Brown :teehee:

    So have you gotten any drunken injuries?
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    I woke up in the morning with a massive gash (not the good kind, sadly) across my back. **** knows how that happened.
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    (Original post by Drunk Punx)
    I woke up in the morning with a massive gash (not the good kind, sadly) across my back. **** knows how that happened.
    Ha, jumping in bushes? Attacked by a badger? Slept with a rather kinky lady...? :holmes:
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    I had cuts and grazes on my hands from punching a lamp post (apparently) it looked like someone took a knife and just scratched the hell out of my skin seriously,one of the flipping wounds was one inch deep.
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    I urinated on an electric fence walking home from the pub. It fried my insides so I had to go to hospital and get a katheter put in so I could urinate. I might have it in for 6 months.
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    (Original post by KiddyFiddler)
    I urinated on an electric fence walking home from the pub. It fried my insides so I had to go to hospital and get a katheter put in so I could urinate. I might have it in for 6 months.
    I doubt the legitimacy of this tale...but seriously, ouch! :eek:
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    (Original post by iainthegreat)
    Ha, jumping in bushes? Attacked by a badger? Slept with a rather kinky lady...? :holmes:
    If only I knew :sad:
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    my mate got soooooo drunk he tripped over the white line in the middle of a road and split his head open over the kerb :L good times
 
 
 
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