Germans - how do we know they truly exist!

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Well, when you go on holiday, they are the ones that get up at 5am in the morning to put a towel over a sun lounger by the pool, then go back to bed. Otherwise you wouldnt know.
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Hahahahahaha.
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because I've seen some
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because I've seen some
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because I've been to Germany...
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because I've been to Germany...
i hope you made a full recovery

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because I've seen some
I forgot. If you ever watch porn, they are the ones with a huge tash.
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lies!
ok ok, they were just cut out pictures i stuck in the bottom of my garden!... or was that the fairies? :confused:
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...you look at them map...
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...or alternatively watch german tv.
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Well, when you go on holiday, they are the ones that get up at 5am in the morning to put a towel over a sun lounger by the pool, then go back to bed. Otherwise you wouldnt know.
Caption to picture:
"And when the tide receeded, we could see that our German neighbours had blagged the best deck chairs."
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Well, when you go on holiday, they are the ones that get up at 5am in the morning to put a towel over a sun lounger by the pool, then go back to bed. Otherwise you wouldnt know.
I never got why people do that on holiday, I just casually kick off the towel and lie down on the sunlounger, making sure there are no witnesses... and if anyone says anything I pretend to be sleeping
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What. The. F*ck?

i suppose if these german cannibals keep appearing they might cease to exist....
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What. The. F*ck?

i suppose if these german cannibals keep appearing they might cease to exist....
Really good one.
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I never got why people do that on holiday, I just casually kick off the towel and lie down on the sunlounger, making sure there are no witnesses... and if anyone says anything I pretend to be sleeping
Its because some people (esp Germans) are sad enough to do it. Or even worse sad enough to pay lots of money to lay on a sun lounger for two weeks. They could go down to the local tan and save for a fraction of the cost.
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What. The. F*ck?

i suppose if these german cannibals keep appearing they might cease to exist....
lol...hehehe! Joker G
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Its because some people (esp Germans) are sad enough to do it. Or even worse sad enough to pay lots of money to lay on a sun lounger for two weeks. They could go down to the local tan and save for a fraction of the cost.
If I laid on a sun lounger for 2 weeks I'd be so burnt... the pool is better
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we dont. in fact, you cant actually prove anything. How do you know that youre not dreaming right now? how do yoiu know what you see as red is what everyone else sees as red?

in conclusion, germans cant possibly exist, because we have no proof of their existence
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How do we know germans dont exist?

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