Deep Heat On Testicles!

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Oh my Ms. Coffey
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This is not a troll.

I applied deep heat over my legs, mostly over the inner upper thigh due to a strained muscle i got last night and has been giving me trouble today.

However I got some of the deep heat lotion over my testicles and trust me it burns like an absolute ****ing *****, jesus ****ing christ what is happening? How do I get this to stop because im not joking it feels like my testicles are on fire, with thermite the pain is like having 8 babies at once. Help me
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cold water.
but seriously wtf?
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Jump in the bath/shower? Ice pack to combat it?
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Get a fit girl to rub em until the pain is gone (in the kitchen of course)
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(Original post by Josh_Dey)
cold water.
but seriously wtf?
That doesnt work, it makes it worse.
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whaaaattt the fark ?
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Heat it deep (in oil). Nothing like a bit of fried tessie.
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Hahaha I've done this after playing football, it ****ing kills LOL enjoy.
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I know a dude into BDSM who does with his partner for kicks. True story.
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(Original post by JCC-MGS)
I know a dude into BDSM who does with his partner for kicks. True story.
**** that, its ****ing hurts so much.
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This is a very intelligent question and I'm glad you asked it.

The thing with deep heat is that MORE is BETTER.

Apply lots more, it will have a reversal effect and actually hurt less. True story, brah.
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Rub some on your bell end. The pain from that will make you forget about your smouldering nads.
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how the **** would you know its like giving birth to eight babies
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I know two people that did this, except over their *****. Why? Don't ask me.
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This is a very intelligent question and I'm glad you asked it.

The thing with deep heat is that MORE is BETTER.

Apply lots more, it will have a reversal effect and actually hurt less. True story, brah.
Actually its going now, I applied some deep freeze spray to my balls like a boss.
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Counter ballance, with deep freeze
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(Original post by Oh my Ms. Coffey)
This is not a troll.

I applied deep heat over my legs, mostly over the inner upper thigh due to a strained muscle i got last night and has been giving me trouble today.

However I got some of the deep heat lotion over my testicles and trust me it burns like an absolute ****ing *****, jesus ****ing christ what is happening? How do I get this to stop because im not joking it feels like my testicles are on fire, with thermite the pain is like having 8 babies at once. Help me
your a rubbish troll, not even funny!!

(and stop commentating on the male fashion thread)
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I don't knwo why people are saying this is a Troll. This has happened to me, and believe me, you do not know the pain!

I honestly considered removing my testicles with a bread knife. Okay, well not quite that far, but it did feel like I was dunking my balls in a cup of McDonalds' coffee.
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I've done this before in almost the exact same manner as the OP after football. Absolute pain.

Related to Deep Heat I once managed to get some underneath the eyes (cheek area obvs) on one of my friends. Hilarious effects involve prolonged eyewatering and the obvious burning sensation.
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This stuff feels good.

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Cool balls now man.
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