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Though i havent followed the wedding much (apart from walking into the room when my mum was oohing and aahing), but heard this and thought you royal wedding fanatics would like it.

Kate Middleton is the only female who has the fortune of literally 'Getting royally ****ed' tonight.

post your jokes too. lets have some fun
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Bro, that was terrible.
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Pippa Middleton is "single" - Princy Harry "likes" this
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Kate Middleton asks the Queen before getting married, 'What's the secret to a successful marriage?'
The Queen replies 'Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
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Maybe not the only female, Prince Phillip might be using the old viagra :eek:
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The jokes above me are ****ing horrendous.
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Worst. Joke. Ever.
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(Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
Kate Middleton asks the Queen before getting married, 'What's the secret to a successful marriage?'
The Queen replies 'Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
Crowd: ooooooooooooooh!
Haha you should have heard my teacher having a rant about Camilla - "you killed Diana, *****!"

(Original post by goddogit)
Though i havent followed the wedding much (apart from walking into the room when my mum was oohing and aahing), but heard this and thought you royal wedding fanatics would like it.

Kate Middleton is the only female who has the fortune of literally 'Getting royally ****ed' tonight.

post your jokes too. lets have some fun
I loved the banner that said " Checkmate Kate, you've taken the king" Not really a joke but I thought I'd add it anyway

Edit: actually, saw a teatowel that said "Kate Loves Willy" .... a little immature perhaps but made me laugh
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(Original post by goddogit)
Kate Middleton is the only female who has the fortune of literally 'Getting royally ****ed' tonight.
The Queen & Prince Phillip are away for the weekend too, y'no
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Why was Harry smiling so much during the wedding? Because he's a bomb in Will and Kate's room in the palace.
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(Original post by goddogit)
Though i havent followed the wedding much (apart from walking into the room when my mum was oohing and aahing),
guilty of watching the whole wedding :P
jk
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It took a while for him to get the ring on Kate's finger.

Never mind, I'm sure after tonight her ring won't be so tight.


After enjoying the Royal Wedding, J K Rowling has decided to write one last book in honour of the young Royals......

"Harry Pothead and the Half-Bald Prince"


Prince Charles must have been very proud today, witnessing the marriage of his only son.


I've just seen the frightening pictures on television.

London's been taken over by the BNP.
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**** jokes.
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(Original post by explosions hurt)
Why was Harry smiling so much during the wedding? Because he's a bomb in Will and Kate's room in the palace.
Whaaat?
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(Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
Kate Middleton asks the Queen before getting married, 'What's the secret to a successful marriage?'
The Queen replies 'Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off'
LOL that's awesome!!!!

(Though, technically, I must disapprove).
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OP, stick to the "chicken cross the road" joke
you got a long way to go :facepalm:
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The Royal wedding, live on youtube.

The Royal honeymoon, live on redtube.
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?'Apparently Wills and Kate are spending their honeymoon in North Wales. He said he's going to Bangor for a fortnig
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(Original post by *Dreaming*)
Prince Charles must have been very proud today, witnessing the marriage of his only son.
Lol!!!!!!!!
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?'Apparently Wills and Kate are spending their honeymoon in North Wales. He said he's going to Bangor for a fortnig
HAHAHA
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