what kind of female you like??

i apologise for my offensive behaviour!
bend it like beckham makes me laff talking bout jess's boobs...
"even i can make these mosquito bites look like juicy juicy mangoes!!" heehee

That is the average. When I was 15 a boy said, I bet your boobs are 34 C and I said... HOW DO YOU KNOW, and he admitted he heard somewhere that is was the average size. I thought he was just some kind of expert.

i like to know what kind of female you like or who your favourite female.. .....lol mine is katie Price

That is the average. When I was 15 a boy said, I bet your boobs are 34 C and I said... HOW DO YOU KNOW, and he admitted he heard somewhere that is was the average size. I thought he was just some kind of expert.

I totally agree. 34C is a good size as you can fit your boobs into shirts without the buttons straining and more importantly no back ache all my friends with big boobs complain about that!

I totally agree. 34C is a good size as you can fit your boobs into shirts without the buttons straining and more importantly no back ache all my friends with big boobs complain about that!

Oh mine have changed since I was 15 (unsurprisingly). I have button strain, but I blame clothes shops for that. Size 12 dresses with no bust allowance at all - ridiculous.

Back ache? How much does it weigh?

Oh mine have changed since I was 15 (unsurprisingly). I have button strain, but I blame clothes shops for that. Size 12 dresses with no bust allowance at all - ridiculous.

this is a serious question but you don't have to answer it, what is your age and measurements?

this is a serious question but you don't have to answer it, what is your age and measurements?

this is a serious question but you don't have to answer it, what is your age and measurements?

Very subtle.

You omitted to ask what kind of measurements you wanted.

wot r u some kinda perv

yes he is

i like to know what kind of female you like or who your favourite female.. .....lol mine is katie Price

I like girls that are not too tall, with ginger hair. Their bust does not have to in any way resemble jordan proportions. They should be funny and be able to put up with much weirdness. Also it would be better if they liked the kind of things I liked, such as star trek, anime and gaming. The perfect name for the perfect girl would be wiwarin

Would that be in elven or welsh?

elvish of course.

NB. before anyone mentions it, yes I know that I have just advocated that my user name is that of a female, but I am male. I just like the name.