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Probably sounds like a stupid question but how do you stop yourselves thinking about a girl if you know theres no chance of being with them? Im a few years younger than her and now and again she in a jokey takes the piss about me being younger than her so thats how i know theres no chance. Known her a about a year and i used to just think of her as a mate but for the last 2 days its been doing my head in wanting to be with her.

No stupid comments either please i already feel like a tool having to ask this on here anyway thanks.
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When you're thinking about her just imagine she smells really bad of poo.
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im 25 and she is 28
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(Original post by Anonymous)
Probably sounds like a stupid question but how do you stop yourselves thinking about a girl if you know theres no chance of being with them? Im a few years younger than her and now and again she in a jokey takes the piss about me being younger than her so thats how i know theres no chance. Known her a about a year and i used to just think of her as a mate but for the last 2 days its been doing my head in wanting to be with her.

No stupid comments either please i already feel like a tool having to ask this on here anyway thanks.
you're not the only one there, i too am going through the similar situation, only though she is my best friend. can't get her out of my head.

once before it stopped when i started going out with a different girl and moved to a different city that i almost stopped thinking about her until last weekend when we met up again on a camping holiday and all those feelings and thoughts returned like a giant brick wall. i'm back to square one.

One question though, what's stopping you from asking this person out? she may be teasing you about your age but have you considered it could be her way of flirting with you?
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poo guy has a good idea
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Focus all your cognitive abilities on her bad qualities. Then chat up someone else. Normally does the trick! If that doesn't work, cry until you feel emotionally empty. No sarcasm intended.
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im 25 and she is 28
you sound like a 12 year old
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That age gap isn't that bad your ages.
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When you're thinking about her just imagine she smells really bad of poo.
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imagine her having a dump
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Have a quick fap.

No joke.
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Probably sounds like a stupid question but how do you stop yourselves thinking about a girl if you know theres no chance of being with them? Im a few years younger than her and now and again she in a jokey takes the piss about me being younger than her so thats how i know theres no chance. Known her a about a year and i used to just think of her as a mate but for the last 2 days its been doing my head in wanting to be with her.

No stupid comments either please i already feel like a tool having to ask this on here anyway thanks.
Don't worry, by next week you'll find someone else you are infatuated with.
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- Take right hand
- Grip penis
- Apply pressure
- Pull upwards in a sharp jerking motion
- Continue this motion until you have detached your penis

You now have no reason to like the girl because, unfortunately you have no penis.
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- Take right hand
- Grip penis
- Apply pressure
- Pull upwards in a sharp jerking motion
- Continue this motion until you have detached your penis

You now have no reason to like the girl because, unfortunately you have no penis.
I call it Fleming's Right hand grip rule :sexface:
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(Original post by Anonymous)
Probably sounds like a stupid question but how do you stop yourselves thinking about a girl if you know theres no chance of being with them? Im a few years younger than her and now and again she in a jokey takes the piss about me being younger than her so thats how i know theres no chance. Known her a about a year and i used to just think of her as a mate but for the last 2 days its been doing my head in wanting to be with her.

No stupid comments either please i already feel like a tool having to ask this on here anyway thanks.

Go out and socialise Seriously, meet new girls, there are other people
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(Original post by rbnphlp)
I call it Fleming's Right hand grip rule :sexface:
Oh you physicists, with your rule naming!
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Find a better one.
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Think of all the qualities you don't like about her, that may help even just for a minute but it will gradually increase everytime you think about it.
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I'm in this position... well in the girls position. He's 14 and I'm 18 though, so it's about a million times worse. There's no way anything can happen. But I know if he was in your shoes (say if we were 24 and 28) I can say for definite he wouldn't hesitate at all...
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