Masturbation: Routine or Spontaneous? Watch

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Same time every night or whenever/ wherever you feel like it?
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Routine
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Anonymous #2
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Spontaneous. Although I find that just before I sleep and I'm lying in bed, I'm always tempted to have a fiddle.
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Spontaneous..
I don't sit watching a show about the Universe then BOOM, time for my 8 olcock ****.
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A bit of both.
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Everyday at 15.30. When the local school finishes.
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3 times a day keeps the doctors away. really it does, its good for the prostate
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I always have a wank before bed because everyone's asleep so I can turn the volume up a bit louder than I can in the day. I'll also try to squeeze one in when I'm home-alone, again, because I can have the volume up and I'm without the fear of being walked in on so I can relax and enjoy the wank more. These are what I'd class as my routine wanks.

However, sometimes if revision is getting a bit dull, I'll have one to procrastinate. This applies to when bordom sets in too, so these wanks are spontaneous.

It really depends on the nature and purpose of the wank.
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Neither, I wait for the planets to align in a meaningful way.
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Spontaneous, before bed, after lectures, on the bus, you name it.
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Four times a day, after meals and before bed.
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(Original post by Architecture-er)
Neither, I wait for the planets to align in a meaningful way.
lmao, this got me laughing.
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Spontaneous- could be at the back of a double-decker

routine- before bed
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Every Friday night. But not for long. Then I can pick up where I left off on Monday morning. :yy:
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Spontaneous..
I don't sit watching a show about the Universe then BOOM, time for my 8 olcock ****.
Just did after looking at your sig
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I'm an Englishman, so 8:30pm on the first tuesday of every month. Seriously.
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Around 4PM and just before sleep...a spontaneous one inbetween
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I like to make sure I get my 5 a day. :yep:
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Spontaneous - sometimes I have a really long w4nkathon, but sometimes I go a couple of days without giving myself pleasure :perv:
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spontaneous.. but I've been desperate all day. Can't wait to get back to my own flat tommorow
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