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Conor C
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I'm 18, and I intend to get a job over this summer. I want like 4-5 grand to get a nose job. How can I go about doing this?
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well, you can live with only one kidney.
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faber niger
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A nose job? The only way you're going to get hold of that much in your situation is by means of a bank job. Leave your nozzer alone.
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And people wonder why the credit crisis happened?
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Cool, I want like 4-5 grand for loads of sweeties and I intend to get a job to pay it all back...pwomiss
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Are you kidding? I'm 19 with a great credit score and I can't get a loan for a couple of hundred to put a deposit down on a flat.
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Are you kidding? I'm 19 with a great credit score and I can't get a loan for a couple of hundred to put a deposit down on a flat.
Its actually easier to loan more than a couple of grand than it is under £1000.

Silly I know, but c'est la vie.
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Get a credit card or two.
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Drug testing :borat:
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Loan shark.

He reserves the right to take one arm and/or leg as a security deposit, fully refundable on complete payment of debt.
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Loan shark.

He reserves the right to take one arm and/or leg as a security deposit, fully refundable on complete payment of debt.
The best sharks keep your limbs on ice so there's a chance of reattachment later.
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The best sharks keep your limbs on ice so there's a chance of reattachment later.
You've gotta pick em carefully :yep:
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You're either homosexual or a troll.
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prostitution
drug smuggling
or trade in you current nose on the government trade in deal that gets you up to £2000 of your new nose
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(Original post by Conor C)
I'm 18, and I intend to get a job over this summer. I want like 4-5 grand to get a nose job. How can I go about doing this?
talk about cutting your nose to spite your face..
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Go meet Jamal on the street corner at 6.
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You could join the army, and then cry a lot. They might help you out.
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Loan shark.
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my mate dirty dave can sort you out
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