~ Words Of Wisdom ~Watch
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,'Thyroid
Gee, thanks guys! Although I can't take all the credit...seeing as they are all things that other ppl have come up with
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
You melt my heart, Ingnik, you really do!
all music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song - Louis Armstrong
People are wrong when they say that opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what is wrong with it. - Noel Coward
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun - Katharine Hepburn
Life would be infintely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18... - Mark Twain
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin
I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde
I am extraordinarily pateint, provided I get my own way in the end - Margaret Thatcher
I am going to turn this into the ultimate quotation thread:
Right let’s see, where to start…ah yes, our neighbours across the pond.
Quotations on America
‘It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.’ [Mark Twain]
‘America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.’ [Oscar Wilde]
‘The American has no language. He has dialect, slang, provincialism, accent and so forth.’ [Rudyard Kipling]
‘Good Americans, when they die go to Paris.’
‘And when bad Americans die they go back to America.’ [Oscar Wilde]
LOL. Bradders i do love these words of wisdom you post. You should be made a sticky or something. They seem to cheer me up!