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I love it when satire is completely lost on someone to the extent that they just keep coming back for more.
Reply 21
El Zofran
how do you have no posts kayw666?

Posts in The Welcome Lounge and Chat dont count.
Soon, she'll have a pretty red gem aswell :biggrin:
Reply 22
Fluent in Lies
Ok then, well call off the sex. How about a cuddle and a quick grope?


Lets just call off the whole thing. I cant be seen in public with someone like you.
kayw666
Lets just call off the whole thing. I cant be seen in public with someone like you.


What about if you just spit on me and call me a 'dirty dog'?
Reply 24
deej2
Posts in The Welcome Lounge and Chat dont count.
Soon, she'll have a pretty red gem aswell :biggrin:

I have enough green one's else where.

I welcome them all.

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Fluent in Lies
What about if you just spit on me and call me a 'dirty dog'?


Filth.
ooh that felt good. Do it again.
i come on here just to look at the screen. The funny dirt mark on the screen sometimes jumps around saying, 'Liiick me, I'm delicious', but thats only after i spent a couple of days staring at the screen.
Reply 27
deej2
Freaks?No, the people on TSR arent freaks, however, I reckon YOU are a freak, what sort of an idiot doesnt realise that colleges and such are only just finishing. Of course people arent talking.


Oooooo! Get you. Haha.

I am no freak sweetheart, you are barking up the wrong tree there.
kayw666
Oooooo!


Was that a moan of orgasmic pleasure?
Reply 29
Im gonna chip off before i die of boredom.
Reply 30
a newbie with a temper, oh i do like those
Reply 31
kayw666
Oooooo! Get you. Haha.

I am no freak sweetheart, you are barking up the wrong tree there.
Well, you would know all about barking wouldnt you?
*cough*dog*cough*
kayw666
Im gonna chip off before i die of boredom.


Is that a masturbation euphemism?
Reply 33
Fluent in Lies
Was that a moan of orgasmic pleasure?


You wish cyber sex boy. Whats wrong? Can't get the real thing?
Reply 34
kayw666
Im gonna chip off before i die of boredom.

Wow, you moan when no-one talks, you moan when people talk.
That time of the month?
kayw666
You wish cyber sex boy. Whats wrong? Can't get the real thing?


Well thats kinda why I was asking you.

Because I am desperate.

And you are like rubbsih in the looking department so only desperate people like me would want to sex you. Haha
Reply 36
Do you lot just come on here to look at the screen??
Ofcourse:cool:what else is there to do?
Reply 37
Fluent in Lies
Ok then, well call off the sex. How about a cuddle and a quick grope?


Judging by her sig, that'll cost you 2 drinks :wink:
People come here to look at the screen?? I personally haven't looked at the screen once since I joined TSR. Looking at screens is for wimps. I just sit here and play with my nipples, whilst my thai bride reads TSR posts to me and I make replies...
Reply 39
kayw666
I only meet worthy people thanks.


Define worthy...

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