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my friend tried to get us out maths the otherday by going 'louisa'a pregnant + has jus gone into labour!'

was pretty funny *but failed completely*

lou xxx
really? usually works for me!
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i didn't really have an excuse to be late, cos my house is VERY close to the school
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I dont give an excuse.....i just say sorry for being late and if my lecturors asked what took me so long i would just say why i was actually late...they mark me ontime anyway lol....how easy can ya get?
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i went into geog about 20 mins late the other days, the teach said good evening, at which i looked up at the clock and realisedit had stopped at half 7 i looked at my watch and said 'actually its 3o'clock, your clocks stopped' and sat down, heh heh, that was great

also im (at a catholic school, compusory re :mad: ) i once walked late into re, my excuse was i was training new recruits in parachuting over the himalayas for the sas... goodtimes
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the dodgiest one i used was that i split yogurt on my trews in a 'dodgy' place while at the garage and needed to go home and change...
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A friend of mine turned up 30 mins late at the meeting point. And when i asked her why... she said the road was blocked coz of the bomb, and the bus was turned back... so she had to walk. Can you believe this? It really happened... two days ago in Liverpool.
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I was dreaming about playing in the FA cup final, and the match went into extra time.
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(Original post by Iluvatar)
I was dreaming about playing in the FA cup final, and the match went into extra time.
lol
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couldn't find keys or slept in were my most common.

The best one was my hot water in my shower didn't work so I had to fix it before I could go to school. I can't go in smelling!

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Mine was that I suffer from severe insomnia!!!

Mine is sorry I am late!!!!!!!!!!
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Mine is sorry I am late!!!!!!!!!!
you utter tosspot, take that porn off.

I give you 10minutes before your worthless arse is banned from here.
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you utter tosspot, take that porn off.

I give you 10minutes before your worthless arse is banned from here.
unfortunately theres no mods online
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you utter tosspot, take that porn off.

I give you 10minutes before your worthless arse is banned from here.
I don't know wht you mean? What pron? :confused: cant seea nything on my screenb
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(Original post by kita)
lol
Thanks
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Mine was that I suffer from severe insomnia!!!
that you are on the bus and u got chattin to some 1 and then u forgot to get off the bus ( despite the fact that that no one else was on the bus) and the bus rode to the next stop, u didnt notice and then u had to walk.
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unfortunately theres no mods online
Just put them on ignore for the moment.
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Just put them on ignore for the moment.
ah yes, i had forgotten about the ignore option, useful, isnt it?
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ah yes, i had forgotten about the ignore option, useful, isnt it?
I haven't used it before, but i believed this was the sort of time to do so.
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I haven't used it before, but i believed this was the sort of time to do so.
why what ave i done worng?
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Huh? Well i can't read what you've posted, so...
but i can take a guess though.
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