Are you overcome by cravings for vegemite and meat-pies ?
Do you wish that the local swans wore shorts and that the opera house had sails ?
Do you think that Liberals are conservative and that public schools are run by the government ?
Do you curse the Feds and know what a Taswegian is ?
If you answered YES, to one or more of these, you are either psychotic or Australian ( however, they are not mutually exclusive ). And if you say, "hey I was born in Leeds and never travelled further than Middlesex", you may be a AVOAAAMW (Australian Victim of Alien Abduction and Memory Wiping)
In either case, welcome to our alcoholic ( hic ! ) home away from home, the TSR Australian Society. Here we Enlightened Masters of Australia practice our arts. Join us in quaint Australian cultural activities like crocodile wrestling, opening beer bottles with teeth and setting fire to flatus.
Anyone can join and be an Honorary Australian. Now you too can emblazon the impressive lettes H.A on your business card. It carries even more kudos than a DPhil ( in certain lice infested bars near Alice Springs )
List of Dinkum Crocodile Wrassling, Beer Swilling, Armpit Scratching Australians
Poohbear (reading law in the surf )
segat1 ( taswegian and not the slightest bit ashamed of it ! )
galadriel100 ( teaching kids about scary, dangerour australian butterflies and rabbits )
Honorary Australians Who Aint Scared of Anything Smaller than a Big Scary Drop Bear
YOUR NAME COULD BE HERE ON THIS LIST !!!!!!!!