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Are you overcome by cravings for vegemite and meat-pies ?
Do you wish that the local swans wore shorts and that the opera house had sails ?
Do you think that Liberals are conservative and that public schools are run by the government ?
Do you curse the Feds and know what a Taswegian is ?

If you answered YES, to one or more of these, you are either psychotic or Australian ( however, they are not mutually exclusive ). And if you say, "hey I was born in Leeds and never travelled further than Middlesex", you may be a AVOAAAMW (Australian Victim of Alien Abduction and Memory Wiping)

In either case, welcome to our alcoholic ( hic ! ) home away from home, the TSR Australian Society. Here we Enlightened Masters of Australia practice our arts. Join us in quaint Australian cultural activities like crocodile wrestling, opening beer bottles with teeth and setting fire to flatus.

Anyone can join and be an Honorary Australian. Now you too can emblazon the impressive lettes H.A on your business card. It carries even more kudos than a DPhil ( in certain lice infested bars near Alice Springs )

List of Dinkum Crocodile Wrassling, Beer Swilling, Armpit Scratching Australians:cheers:

Poohbear (reading law in the surf )
Gezzar
thebeet
segat1 ( taswegian and not the slightest bit ashamed of it ! )
galadriel100 ( teaching kids about scary, dangerour australian butterflies and rabbits )

Honorary Australians Who Aint Scared of Anything Smaller than a Big Scary Drop Bear :tee:

YOUR NAME COULD BE HERE ON THIS LIST !!!!!!!!










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OOOH pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a Taswegian and have a scar!!!!!!!
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OOOH pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a Taswegian and have a scar!!!!!!!
But can you pass the acid test ?
Can you mumble Advance Australia Fair after 3 middies of Tooheys ?

Anyway, a scar is pretty impressive !
Can I look ( leers meaningfully ....)
Consider yourself added to the list of elite crocodille wrasslers !
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But can you pass the acid test ?
Can you mumble Advance Australia Fair after 3 middies of Tooheys ?

Anyway, a scar is pretty impressive !
So, consider yourself added to the list of elite crocodille wrasslers !
So, I'm an odd one, I know the whole anthem incl third verse, and I am You are We Are Australian and I don't drink middies, I drink pots or ten ounces, of James Boags. You're mistaking me with a banana bender.
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I'll join!
Lets educate people in the art of being Aussie!

I had to talk to a yr9 English class today, who are learning about Australia. First the class had to tell me what they know about australia. One boy said 'there are lots of dangerous animals, spiders, and snakes' lol
Questions included
Do you surf?
Can you play the digeridoo?
have you ever seen a dingo?
Have you ever seen a shark?
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I'll join!
Lets educate people in the art of being Aussie!

I had to talk to a yr9 English class today, who are learning about Australia. First the class had to tell me what they know about australia. One boy said 'there are lots of dangerous animals, spiders, and snakes' lol
I hope that you told them about the feral kangaroos and drop bears that roam the streets !

Welcome to the Australian Society !
Here is your free tube of sunscreen !
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I hope that you told them about the feral kangaroos and drop bears that roam the streets !

Welcome to the Australian Society !
Here is your free tube of sunscreen !
and your stubby holder!!
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