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definatly not worthy of a laugh as all knock knock jokes aren't but for some reason this one got me, i was reading John marsdens new novel if anyone knows of him, and eliie the narrator was told the joke by her friend and i for some reason craked up.
it's totally lame but tell me if you even get a slight giggle ok.
knock, knock.
who's there?
moo.
moo who?
well make your mind up are you a cow or an owl?

i know slap me it's stupid but i was really bored, so sue me.
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omg i did too then. its not even that funny. i just hadnt heard it b4.
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omg i did too then. its not even that funny. i just hadnt heard it b4.
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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff

ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?

Hello orange.

yeah....
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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff

ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?

Hello orange.

yeah....
hehe that did make me laugh cos its so stupid that you just have to laugh. yeah...
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HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god i need a life...
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hehe that did make me laugh cos its so stupid that you just have to laugh. yeah...
erm, are you taking the mickey out of me "yeah..." ???? WANNA START DO YOU lol x
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HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god i need a life...
No...its good to laugh...
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erm, are you taking the mickey out of me "yeah..." ???? WANNA START DO YOU lol x
yeah i do wanna start. i'm in the starting mood....
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No...its good to laugh...
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff

ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?

Hello orange.

yeah....
haha


ok whats brown and sticky?



a stick!!!
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yeah i do wanna start. i'm in the starting mood....
Yeah well il give you some advice shall i? One word....DONT.
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haha


ok whats brown and sticky?



a stick!!!
well actually....sticks arent always brown and sticky are they...sometimes they could have bits of green on them from moss, and theyre not always sticky...they could be damp, so your joke isnt actually true. You could say what is sometime brown, sometikes green, somtimes speckled and not always sticky...then it would work


yeah blatently from Vicar of Dibley lol
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well actually....sticks arent always brown and sticky are they...sometimes they could have bits of green on them from moss, and theyre not always sticky...they could be damp, so your joke isnt actually true. You could say what is sometime brown, sometikes green, somtimes speckled and not always sticky...then it would work


yeah blatently from Vicar of Dibley lol
seen that ep... alice is soo funny. people who are picky about jokes are annoying tho.
(ok i do it but shhh)
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seen that ep... alice is soo funny. people who are picky about jokes are annoying tho.
(ok i do it but shhh)
me neither...really. lol Yeah that ep is so funny lol
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this is a bad one

there was this man and he walked into his local sat down and orded a drink, the barman asked him y he was so sad and the man sed his wife was annoying him and he sed he wished he cld hire a hitman to kil her. the man sed to him about this bloke called arty who in fact was at the table in the corner and he wld kill his wife f a quid.
the man agreed and chatted to arty. the man told arty what is wife looked like, blode, has black bag umbrella and black shoes. he sed shed b in co -op on the morning. so arty went and hid. the out came this woman that lked like her, so he strangled her. and ran away. then another woman came out who lked the same, so arty killed her as well as he wnated to do the job properly. so sson the police caught up with him. guess what the headline was the nxt day....


ARTY CHOKES 2 FOR A POUND (get it artichokes) lol
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I'm still waiting for the funny part.
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What did the slug say to the snail?




Big Issue, sir?
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I'm still waiting for the funny part.

well ull b waitin a long timew unless ut really that thick tht u cnt get it
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well ull b waitin a long timew unless ut really that thick tht u cnt get it
............

Anyway, i get them, but just don't find them funny.
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What did the slug say to the snail?




Big Issue, sir?
i dont get that grrr
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