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i actually laughed at this.
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definatly not worthy of a laugh as all knock knock jokes aren't but for some reason this one got me, i was reading John marsdens new novel if anyone knows of him, and eliie the narrator was told the joke by her friend and i for some reason craked up.
it's totally lame but tell me if you even get a slight giggle ok.
knock, knock.
who's there?
moo.
moo who?
well make your mind up are you a cow or an owl?
i know slap me it's stupid but i was really bored, so sue me.
it's totally lame but tell me if you even get a slight giggle ok.
knock, knock.
who's there?
moo.
moo who?
well make your mind up are you a cow or an owl?
i know slap me it's stupid but i was really bored, so sue me.
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#3
(Original post by Moochy)
omg i did too then. its not even that funny. i just hadnt heard it b4.
omg i did too then. its not even that funny. i just hadnt heard it b4.
Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?
Hello orange.
yeah....
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#4
(Original post by kita)
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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?
Hello orange.
yeah....
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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?
Hello orange.
yeah....
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#6
(Original post by miss perfect)
hehe that did make me laugh cos its so stupid that you just have to laugh. yeah...
hehe that did make me laugh cos its so stupid that you just have to laugh. yeah...
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#7
(Original post by lumpycustard)
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god i need a life...
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god i need a life...
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#8
(Original post by kita)
erm, are you taking the mickey out of me "yeah..." ???? WANNA START DO YOU lol
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erm, are you taking the mickey out of me "yeah..." ???? WANNA START DO YOU lol
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#10
(Original post by kita)
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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?
Hello orange.
yeah....
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Ahem...well i cant say anything i laughed at this...
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff
ok its not funny at all but i was seriously in hysterics over it.
Sad and worrying, I know.
Also, what did the lemon say to the orange?
Hello orange.
yeah....
ok whats brown and sticky?
a stick!!!
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#11
(Original post by miss perfect)
yeah i do wanna start. i'm in the starting mood....
yeah i do wanna start. i'm in the starting mood....
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#12
(Original post by Moochy)
haha
ok whats brown and sticky?
a stick!!!
haha
ok whats brown and sticky?
a stick!!!
yeah blatently from Vicar of Dibley lol
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#13
(Original post by kita)
well actually....sticks arent always brown and sticky are they...sometimes they could have bits of green on them from moss, and theyre not always sticky...they could be damp, so your joke isnt actually true. You could say what is sometime brown, sometikes green, somtimes speckled and not always sticky...then it would work
yeah blatently from Vicar of Dibley lol
well actually....sticks arent always brown and sticky are they...sometimes they could have bits of green on them from moss, and theyre not always sticky...they could be damp, so your joke isnt actually true. You could say what is sometime brown, sometikes green, somtimes speckled and not always sticky...then it would work
yeah blatently from Vicar of Dibley lol
(ok i do it but shhh)
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#14
(Original post by Moochy)
seen that ep... alice is soo funny. people who are picky about jokes are annoying tho.
(ok i do it but shhh)
seen that ep... alice is soo funny. people who are picky about jokes are annoying tho.
(ok i do it but shhh)
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#15
this is a bad one
there was this man and he walked into his local sat down and orded a drink, the barman asked him y he was so sad and the man sed his wife was annoying him and he sed he wished he cld hire a hitman to kil her. the man sed to him about this bloke called arty who in fact was at the table in the corner and he wld kill his wife f a quid.
the man agreed and chatted to arty. the man told arty what is wife looked like, blode, has black bag umbrella and black shoes. he sed shed b in co -op on the morning. so arty went and hid. the out came this woman that lked like her, so he strangled her. and ran away. then another woman came out who lked the same, so arty killed her as well as he wnated to do the job properly. so sson the police caught up with him. guess what the headline was the nxt day....
ARTY CHOKES 2 FOR A POUND (get it artichokes) lol
there was this man and he walked into his local sat down and orded a drink, the barman asked him y he was so sad and the man sed his wife was annoying him and he sed he wished he cld hire a hitman to kil her. the man sed to him about this bloke called arty who in fact was at the table in the corner and he wld kill his wife f a quid.
the man agreed and chatted to arty. the man told arty what is wife looked like, blode, has black bag umbrella and black shoes. he sed shed b in co -op on the morning. so arty went and hid. the out came this woman that lked like her, so he strangled her. and ran away. then another woman came out who lked the same, so arty killed her as well as he wnated to do the job properly. so sson the police caught up with him. guess what the headline was the nxt day....
ARTY CHOKES 2 FOR A POUND (get it artichokes) lol
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#18
(Original post by Iluvatar)
I'm still waiting for the funny part.
I'm still waiting for the funny part.
well ull b waitin a long timew unless ut really that thick tht u cnt get it
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#19
(Original post by love_4_ducks)
well ull b waitin a long timew unless ut really that thick tht u cnt get it
well ull b waitin a long timew unless ut really that thick tht u cnt get it
Anyway, i get them, but just don't find them funny.
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#20
(Original post by Trousers)
What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue, sir?
What did the slug say to the snail?
Big Issue, sir?
grrr
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