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Reply 80
superstar*honey
just fucking piss off okay.


No thanks. After all, Dave, I was here first.
superstar*honey
id think i know my sex, my age and that IM A FUCKIN FEMALE SO PISS OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE


Hey dont worry, you'll be off to Carlise tonight in your van. You can sit back relax, and stick your carp fishing trucker hat on, and enjoy a nice drive up north.
Reply 82
Joey_Johns
Hey dont worry, you'll be off to Carlise tonight in your van. You can sit back relax, and stick your carp fishing trucker hat on, and enjoy a nice drive up north.


It would be quicker to take the train, I'd imagine. However, we don't want Dave getting all sentimental about his imaginary ex-family, do we?
superstar*honey
just fucking piss off okay.


That is extremely offensive.

I'd give you negative rep if I didn't have better people to waste my time on.
Quick point 2 superstar-girl/guy about her quote, 'there are more important things than fashion, yeah right' surely your family are more important than fashion, and if they are dead, (which the majority of the sane world seriously doubt), then you would happily give up all fashion and wear a paper sack for the chance to have them back, even if only 1 day.

dont joke about family's n deaths, please, its a depressin subject, and theres enough of it around without people making up extras.

also, if your family are dead, where on earth do u get the money for fashio??? My average outfit is like 500 quid, how on earth do you afford it, im intregued?!

luv steph
xxx
Reply 85
thefish_uk
That is extremely offensive.

I'd give you negative rep if I didn't have better people to waste my time on.


Don't be so mean to Dave, he's lost his entire imaginary-family, remember?
lilmissnaughty
Quick point 2 superstar-girl/guy about her quote, 'there are more important things than fashion, yeah right' surely your family are more important than fashion, and if they are dead, (which the majority of the sane world seriously doubt), then you would happily give up all fashion and wear a paper sack for the chance to have them back, even if only 1 day.

dont joke about family's n deaths, please, its a depressin subject, and theres enough of it around without people making up extras.

also, if your family are dead, where on earth do u get the money for fashio??? My average outfit is like 500 quid, how on earth do you afford it, im intregued?!

luv steph
xxx



i think its a joke. and she probs wrks and whos dave? im well confused

o e p.s where the hell do u shop woman
love_4_ducks
i think its a joke. and she probs wrks and whos dave? im well confused


dave = her, cos mr White(if i remember correctly) thinks she is actualli a man who is 20 yrs older than she admits, lol!

quite good theory actualli, shame i didnt come up with it myself
:frown:

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Mr White
Don't be so mean to Dave, he's lost his entire imaginary-family, remember?


Well yes. That is a point.

Poor Dave... what a down to earth name for such a complex disturbed character.
Mr White
Don't be so mean to Dave, he's lost his entire imaginary-family, remember?



y ya wanna call her dave?
love_4_ducks
i think its a joke. and she probs wrks and whos dave? im well confused

o e p.s where the hell do u shop woman


Sounds like she shops at similar establishments to my girlfriend. Hmm.
Reply 91
love_4_ducks
y ya wanna call her dave?


That's his name.
Mr White
That's his name.

Sure?

I'd expect it to be something more like... Kevin.

Or Wayne.
well surely shes a woman
Reply 94
love_4_ducks
well surely shes a woman


No, we've concluded that Dave is a man.
Reply 95
Requesting permision to kill love-4-ducks.
Reply 96
pal_sch
Requesting permision to kill love-4-ducks.


She's just not getting it...
hey dont kill me

ok buh how the hell diid ya coem to the fact that shes call dave e a man? that is confusinn me
Mr White
She's just not getting it...
love_4_ducks
i think its a joke. and she probs wrks and whos dave? im well confused

o e p.s where the hell do u shop woman



selfridges. miss sixty, usc, bench, dkny, harvey nicks etc etc

xxx

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