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Reply 1
if you flash them, they will sleep with you.
if you talk about sexual things, they will also sleep with you.
if you make eye contact with any boy, they will think you want to sleep with them.
if you turn up to college in a short skirt, they will want to sleep with you.

gg.
erm...i dont know, ive always mixed with lads. act normal! listen to what they talk about, and then talk to them about that!
Reply 3
Realise that their genitalia is the most important thing in the world to them. Make knob jokes. Indulge in the purile side of life. You'll get on fine :wink:
Reply 4
swazzle2000
if you flash them, they will sleep with you.
if you talk about sexual things, they will also sleep with you.
if you make eye contact with any boy, they will think you want to sleep with them.
if you turn up to college in a short skirt, they will want to sleep with you.

gg.



Er yeah thats about it really :biggrin:
Reply 5
Best way is to never use text speak. That really gets the lads going.
Boys like sweeties and fast bikes.
Reply 7
Lads talk a lot of S**t, but most of us are pretty decent. You'll soon develop a radar to wheedle out the sleazeballs. We're not aliens! We have the same emotions as you, just different ways of expressing it I suppose. Oh, and we hate shopping. And shoes aren't that important to us.
Reply 8
strawberrie
sweeties? ......thats a bit of a girly thing to like tho :rolleyes:


Different type of sweeties I think :wink:
Reply 9
if you turn up to college in a short skirt, they will want to sleep with you


esp when a big gust of wind blows it up and shows your bum at the worst time possible!!
No, same sweeties. Starmix, Fangtastic, all the Haribo classics. Maowam. Sherbert things with the black liquerice in the middle. Those sorts.
Reply 11
DanGrover
No, same sweeties. Starmix, Fangtastic, all the Haribo classics. Maowam. Sherbert things with the black liquerice in the middle. Those sorts.


Jesus you are easy to please. I suppose it will come with age :wink:
Reply 12
we like pussy and big tits/.
shaby
we like pussy and big tits/.


aren't you shallow...

then again, most boys are.
Reply 14
Just be yourself, atleast then youll get a boy who likes you for you,
I know i wouldnt mind a girl who well treats me like im 1 of her girly mates,
and no im not gay its just i would like the fact the girl is being herself.
Reply 15
strawberrie
check...... check


not working - tell me about personality traits :rolleyes: :rolleyes: thats the real goss :call2:


You are not getting it are you? :rolleyes:
we have no personality traits, it's too complicated to be bothered about. we like all the things that we shouldn't have :biggrin:
Reply 16
I ahve the same problem when it comes to talking to guys, I end up chatting absolute rubbish and end up boring them:frown: not good!
Reply 17
MNBStyle
Just be yourself, atleast then youll get a boy who likes you for you

Exactly. If you want to get sex, just don't wear much, but if you want a relationship the only way you're going to find someone who really likes who you really are is if you act like yourself with them.
Reply 18
MNBStyle
Just be yourself, atleast then youll get a boy who likes you for you,
I know i wouldnt mind a girl who well treats me like im 1 of her girly mates,
and no im not gay its just i would like the fact the girl is being herself.



I'll bear that in mind :wink:
boys like sex.

and more sex.

and boasting how big their penis is, eventhough it's probably the size of a raisin.