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Christ, I went into a chatroom today and was totally ousted, I wanted to know why parents completely loose their minds when naming their children, my friend at Exeter Uni has just named her baby son Xander Riley Jordan, what was she thinking? The chat room was full of Americans calling me a racist, I'll be called Robert Kilroy Silk next!
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Imogen seems to be a popular name, nowadays. Why? I don't know.
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Christ, I went into a chatroom today and was totally ousted, I wanted to know why parents completely loose their minds when naming their children, my friend at Exeter Uni has just named her baby son Xander Riley Jordan, what was she thinking? The chat room was full of Americans calling me a racist, I'll be called Robert Kilroy Silk next!
shania is a weird name
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Christ, I went into a chatroom today and was totally ousted, I wanted to know why parents completely loose their minds when naming their children, my friend at Exeter Uni has just named her baby son Xander Riley Jordan, what was she thinking? The chat room was full of Americans calling me a racist, I'll be called Robert Kilroy Silk next!
Moon beam?
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(Original post by Little Britain)
Christ, I went into a chatroom today and was totally ousted, I wanted to know why parents completely loose their minds when naming their children, my friend at Exeter Uni has just named her baby son Xander Riley Jordan, what was she thinking? The chat room was full of Americans calling me a racist, I'll be called Robert Kilroy Silk next!
I bet most fo the daft names are named after famous people. My mum's a teacher, and you can tell the trends in popular culture by the names of the children. They're just waiting for an influx of Romeos in about 3-4 years time!
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Gertrude
Prudence
Constance
Fanny

all baaaaaaaaad girls names
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my sisters friends names is gabrelle but everyone including her mum has always called her brie
other strange names my friends have are
esen
cant think of anything else
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A lady I know had a kid in her nursery called
Ifhe hada sickbin
I don't think that was how it was spelt but thats how it sounds
poor kid!
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I bet most fo the daft names are named after famous people. My mum's a teacher, and you can tell the trends in popular culture by the names of the children. They're just waiting for an influx of Romeos in about 3-4 years time!
I don't think that Clifton Suspension has quite the same ring to it as Brooklyn.
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(Original post by emma_)
Gertrude
Prudence
Constance
Fanny

all baaaaaaaaad girls names
whats wrong with the last one :confused:
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(Original post by angel D)
my sisters friends names is gabrelle but everyone including her mum has always called her brie
What's wrong with Gabrelle? My name is Gabriel!
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I hate all these new "posh" names, such as Chardonnay, Porsche, Chanel etc. They sound crap, Ok!

Another thing, this does sound racist, but it isn't...There are a lot of black people called names like Shanita etc, and that's fine. I don't think however that these names suit white girls. All day at school, all I hear are little girls shrieking out "Oh Shanita you ****! I hate you..." etc. Not nice at all.
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Ruaraidh (boy)
Pronounced Rury
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Anything remotely trendy is awful. Traditional is best.
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My mate's full name is Olufemi Okikiola Olaosebikan , shortened to Femi Lash.

I'm one to talk, my birth certificate says Zia Mohammad Shofiul Haque...
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when my sister had her conformation, she called herself Assumpta.
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(Original post by ZJuwelH)
My mate's full name is Olufemi Okikiola Olaosebikan , shortened to Femi Lash.

I'm one to talk, my birth certificate says Zia Mohammad Shofiul Haque...
Gabriel Copernicus William Henry Nyverlk-White. It's not even cultural, my family just goes way overboard on names.
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I hate all these new "posh" names, such as Chardonnay, Porsche, Chanel etc. They sound crap, Ok!

Another thing, this does sound racist, but it isn't...There are a lot of black people called names like Shanita etc, and that's fine. I don't think however that these names suit white girls. All day at school, all I hear are little girls shrieking out "Oh Shanita you ****! I hate you..." etc. Not nice at all.
I had a friend who wanted to call her daughter Versace. I sorry, but I ahve no patience with people who want to give their kids daft names, its just unfair, the poor kids got to live with it for the rest of their lives.
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(Original post by Mr White)
Gabriel Copernicus William Henry Nyverlk-White. It's not even cultural, my family just goes way overboard on names.
I mistook it for Confucius, thinking "how wierd", good job it's been set straight...
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(Original post by ZJuwelH)
My mate's full name is Olufemi Okikiola Olaosebikan , shortened to Femi Lash.

I'm one to talk, my birth certificate says Zia Mohammad Shofiul Haque...
where does juwel come into it?
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