Stupid Children's names

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(Original post by grace)
lol, those parents are so cruel! oh, my dad also knew someone whose name was Tess, she had a normal maiden name, can't remember wat it was, but then she married a man by the name of Simon Tickles....needless to say the outcome was so funny!
Tess Tickles! Hahaha, that's the second funniest thing I've heard all day.
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Tess Tickles! Hahaha, that's the second funniest thing I've heard all day.
lol, i know, that one STILL cracks me up and my dad's told the story about a billion times. So wats the funniest thing u've heard then?! Enlighten me
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This may already have been said but i hate the name Paris as its just a name that less fortunate people give their kids to make them sound posh (when the parents are on 15)
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Has America installed a Starbuck and McDOnalds in Iraq yet?

It wouldnt surprise me.
I realise people might have seen this already but what the hell

Edit - you do have to see the big version to get the point
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(Original post by Pencil Queen)
I realise people might have seen this already but what the hell

Edit - you do have to see the big version to get the point
I certainly havenet seen that picture.

Thankyou, it was most amusing.
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Haha, there was someone on Graham Norton a while ago called Wayne Kerr.
Someone posted a link a while ago on here, I think it was on the Sun website or similar, that had a picture of a poor man whose parents had named him 'Willie Stroker'.
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The discussion leading on from this point is the most fun I've had in ages:

http://www.uk-learning.net/showthrea...59&#post333152
Ah, genius.

Nice one there. It's so lame how she's pretending all this just to get sympathy.
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(Original post by Egan1)
Someone posted a link a while ago on here, I think it was on the Sun website or similar, that had a picture of a poor man whose parents had named him 'Willie Stroker'.
I have a worse one: I remember hearing of a man in America who legally changed his name to Haywood Jablomie.
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This make me chuckle:

''http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1856494527/qid%3D1070585445/sr%3D1-1/ref%3Dsr%5F1%5F0%5F1/202-2054303-7390208''
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(Original post by ZJuwelH)
My mate's full name is Olufemi Okikiola Olaosebikan , shortened to Femi Lash.

I'm one to talk, my birth certificate says Zia Mohammad Shofiul Haque...
They are the coolest names i've ever heard.
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:rolleyes: harris
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I met a guy today and his name is Harry Mental! I cudn't stop giggling!
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(Original post by Tinykates)
:rolleyes: harris
Don't be taking the michael out of that name my baby cousin is called it.

And there is a fine guy called harris on seriuosly weird!!
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Don't be taking the michael out of that name my baby cousin is called it.

And there is a fine guy called harris on seriuosly weird!!
so is mine lol that the whole point - well it's my second cousin - i dunno what my cuz was thinking when she called him that :rolleyes:
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(Original post by Alec)
Then, there are just names with poncey spellings.
- David: Daeffed
- Jack: Jacque

If I had my way, people would be issued names randomly at birth from a previously approved list - by me.
They're not poncy, they're foreign. Jaques is French (which could be seens as poncy if the kid's not at all French), but Dafydd is Welsh!
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Christ, I went into a chatroom today and was totally ousted, I wanted to know why parents completely loose their minds when naming their children, my friend at Exeter Uni has just named her baby son Xander Riley Jordan, what was she thinking? The chat room was full of Americans calling me a racist, I'll be called Robert Kilroy Silk next!
I've heard "Coral" before. Not sure whether I like it or not.


No, I don't like it.
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(Original post by Eeyore)
I've heard "Coral" before. Not sure whether I like it or not.
There was a girl in the year above me at school called Coral, and she was lovely. And my friend's friend's friend is caled Coral.
But if you want to see some really weird names go to www.kabalarians.com and click on "BROWSE BY ALPHA".
Oh boy.
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there's a girl in my school khatoon........and it is prononsed cartoon!...............poor gal!
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there's also sum wierda names........Happy, Lippy and Henny.......and they are all sisters!
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Triplets called Faith, Hope and Charity - is there anything cheesier?
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