There once of a person called Horace,

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(Original post by bazippit)
Feeling poetically challenged are we
that's harsh - unless u thought i meant the whole poetry idea - i was simply making a suggestion rather than an opinion.
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there once was a girl named Grace...
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That smiley scared me!
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there once was a girl named Grace...
Who would invariably spray men with mace,
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oh dear, one more time, how about something that's easier to rhyme with....
can i start
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
can i start
Yes I give up being creative!
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Who would invariably spray men with mace,
but only if they were ugly...
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but only if they were ugly...
Are you a bunny boiler
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Are you a bunny boiler
a what??! or is that part of the poem?!
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a what??! or is that part of the poem?!
Then please lead with a new start
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There once was a gorrila called Gasper
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
There once was a gorrila called Gasper
Wh olived a life in a Casbar,
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Wh olived a life in a Casbar,
He ate lots of plums
So he had a big bum...
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
He ate lots of plums
So he had a big bum...
So many plums he had the runs
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So many plums he had the runs
I dont need to tell you if he had fun...
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I dont need to tell you if he had fun...
Especially as he had to unblock the *****er of its bung
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Especially as he had to unblock the *****er of its bung
To release the awful smelling dung...
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To release the awful smelling dung...
Dung that petrified the lung
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Dung that petrified the lung
Lung of the petrified antelope...
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Lung of the petrified antelope...
Lungs that smeared bloodily on the periscope
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