There once of a person called Horace,
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#21
(Original post by bazippit)
Feeling poetically challenged are we
Feeling poetically challenged are we
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(Original post by grace)
there once was a girl named Grace...
there once was a girl named Grace...

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#25
(Original post by grace)
oh dear, one more time, how about something that's easier to rhyme with....
oh dear, one more time, how about something that's easier to rhyme with....
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#27
(Original post by bazippit)
Who would invariably spray men with mace,
Who would invariably spray men with mace,
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(Original post by grace)
but only if they were ugly...
but only if they were ugly...
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#29
(Original post by bazippit)
Are you a bunny boiler
Are you a bunny boiler
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(Original post by grace)
a what??! or is that part of the poem?!
a what??! or is that part of the poem?!
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
There once was a gorrila called Gasper
There once was a gorrila called Gasper
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#33
(Original post by bazippit)
Wh olived a life in a Casbar,
Wh olived a life in a Casbar,
So he had a big bum...
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
He ate lots of plums
So he had a big bum...
He ate lots of plums
So he had a big bum...
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#35
(Original post by bazippit)
So many plums he had the runs
So many plums he had the runs
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
I dont need to tell you if he had fun...
I dont need to tell you if he had fun...
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#37
(Original post by bazippit)
Especially as he had to unblock the *****er of its bung
Especially as he had to unblock the *****er of its bung
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
To release the awful smelling dung...
To release the awful smelling dung...
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#39
(Original post by bazippit)
Dung that petrified the lung
Dung that petrified the lung
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(Original post by Mad Caddie)
Lung of the petrified antelope...
Lung of the petrified antelope...
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