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Reply 20
eric bischoff
claxon horn


Or a foghorn?
Reply 21
Dickie
shocking...

why would you want to "clear the backlog" in bed?


May be they would wish to invest in new sheets/bedding
Reply 22
bazippit
Or a foghorn?

or two - one in each ear
Reply 23
Dickie
or two - one in each ear


You evil person! Also likely to induce the shits
Reply 24
bazippit
You evil person! Also likely to induce the shits

best to do it when they're hungover, after a particularly spicy balti then

:biggrin:
Reply 25
Dickie
best to do it when they're hungover, after a particularly spicy balti then

:biggrin:


Probably make you clear up the mess though, unless you plan your escape thoroughly!
Reply 26
bazippit
Probably make you clear up the mess though, unless you plan your escape thoroughly!

and that brings us back round to tasers and cattleprods...

you get my drift? :biggrin:
Reply 27
Dickie
and that brings us back round to tasers and cattleprods...

you get my drift? :biggrin:


Why have you followed through then? Though I understand the escape plan!
Reply 28
Dickie
you snore if you sleep on your back, dont you?

so sleep on your side or your front, and you dont snore, I think...


I think you snore becuase when you lie on your back your epiglottis flips further back semi closing the trachea, so when you breath, it vibrates making a sound. Sleeping on your side should avoid this.
Reply 29
My Dad snores, I talk (not great, especially when people are listening on what you are saying...)

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