What is the sex life of an Investment Banker like?

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What is the sex life of an investment banker like?

OK, so the 2 main characteristics of Banking are that it pays very well but is very hard work and requires long hours.

So, do most bankers have time to go to clubs and meet girls and go dating? I'm guessing a fair few bankers use escorts to satisfy their urges instead?

Also, the work is very physically draining, so it wouldn't leave you with much energy to get stuck into your girlfriend/escort when you return home after a hard day at the office!
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I should imagine it's all a bit depressing for that reason. Anyone with a brain, which God knows most investment bankers ought to have, is going to get bored of that.
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Every banker in London has "Park Lane Girls" in his bookmarks.
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Every banker in London has "Park Lane Girls" in his bookmarks.
Have googled it and those girls are stunning! Some of those girls charge £500 per hour though! That is an awful lot of money even by IB standards until I get to be a VP/MD that is then it will seem like small change
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what a pathetic question....
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[Insert witty comment linking being "in the red" and periods here]
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One thing I've noticed with people who get into finance is that they believe that they'll automatically become successful with women. Particularly those who work in investment banks. It's only true to an extent. When they get their first paycheque, they'll have an air of confidence, think that they're actually important and think that they're more attractive to the opposite sex. After a few years or so, when anyone can tell they're a lot richer than the average cat, they'll have women talking to them at clubs for the first time in their miserable lives. This new found attention makes them believe that women are flocking to them because they're rich and successful, and therefore attractive. It's true, women love guys who are rich and successful. But that's all they'll see you as. A rich and successful guy who they can sponge off, you'll still be ugly as ****, they're only talking to you because they want some of that wonga. And when you're working 14+ hours a day at a job you can barely tolerate and stay awake in, your only ray of light would be the fact you're apparently "rich and successful" and hot girls love you. While you're slaving away, you'll think you're attractive to women because you're rich and successful.

While she's at home spending your hard earned money ****ing the jacked immigrant you pay to mow your lawn.

Hope this helps. 'Park lane girls' will be an investment banker's best bet.
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Oh, how i've missed TSR :rolleyes:
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(Original post by IceWater)
One thing I've noticed with people who get into finance is that they believe that they'll automatically become successful with women. Particularly those who work in investment banks. It's only true to an extent. When they get their first paycheque, they'll have an air of confidence, think that they're actually important and think that they're more attractive to the opposite sex. After a few years or so, when anyone can tell they're a lot richer than the average cat, they'll have women talking to them at clubs for the first time in their miserable lives. This new found attention makes them believe that women are flocking to them because they're rich and successful, and therefore attractive. It's true, women love guys who are rich and successful. But that's all they'll see you as. A rich and successful guy who they can sponge off, you'll still be ugly as ****, they're only talking to you because they want some of that wonga. And when you're working 14+ hours a day at a job you can barely tolerate and stay awake in, your only ray of light would be the fact you're apparently "rich and successful" and hot girls love you. While you're slaving away, you'll think you're attractive to women because you're rich and successful.

While she's at home spending your hard earned money ****ing the jacked immigrant you pay to mow your lawn.

Hope this helps. 'Park lane girls' will be an investment banker's best bet.
This is not always true. You can find good looking investment bankers that got their job at the beginning because they were self confident enough to win interviews and also to get girls before getting rich.
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This is not always true. You can find good looking investment bankers that got their job at the beginning because they were self confident enough to win interviews and also to get girls before getting rich.
If you are not already in a relationship when you go into banking though, how will you be able to start one?
Seeing as how the long hours will mean that you dont have time to go to clubs and other social places where you can meet girls.
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Do you mean investment banking division though? Other divisions work less.

Also, I doubt there is any 'sex life of an Investment Banker' - every one is different. Being an investment banker will slightly increase sex appeal I guess - but not by loads. People will be good/bad with girls regardless of their job.

i.e. this is the stupidest question I have ever read.
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Some are in long term relationships (most partners are bankers themselves in my experience mainly because they're the only ones who understand how you can get called into work on Sunday), some go to clubs to meet women, some are blissfully single.

There is no "banker" relationship status.
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(Original post by Zweihander)
Every banker in London has "Park Lane Girls" in his bookmarks.
Those girls should be charging by the minute, not the hour.
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:facepalm:
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Women love money. Investment bankers have a lot of money.

I rest my case.
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not sure....question needs to be more specific. But it has potential to be pretty good.
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(Original post by pedantic)
Women love money. Investment bankers have a lot of money.

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yeah they'll love the money not necessarily the man . . .
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Very high class blonde prostitutes. We're talking the absolute cream of the crop. Lingerie model/hollywood actress standard.
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(Original post by Zweihander)
Every banker in London has "Park Lane Girls" in his bookmarks.
That's just tragic.
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Hmmm

Money = Beaches = Sex
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