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PublicSchoolAnn
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got any? ...Stopped shaving your legs of late perhaps? Or have you been laughed at for wearing the same short skirt and ugg boots combo for just too long. Maybe you just don't understand abreviations used by cliques?! I feel more than capable of helping you chicks and chucks out. Go on...splill.
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Is Santa capable of sexual feelings? Or is he like... asexual?
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Is Santa capable of sexual feelings? Or is he like... asexual?
Darls he isnt a smurf. But the old boy has dried up a bit of late.
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what isn't mrs claus satisfied these days or is she the one that isn't coming across?
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(Original post by Just_Izzy)
Is Santa capable of sexual feelings? Or is he like... asexual?
I presume so. I doubt he'd come down your chimney and empty his sack just for the hell of it? :hmmmm2:
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what isn't mrs claus satisfied these days or is she the one that isn't coming across?
Those rosy cheeks...hot flushes. Menopause duh. All downhill reeeally.
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I always thought santa had a secret thing for rudolph to be honest
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The leg shaving thing...
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I always thought santa had a secret thing for rudolph to be honest
Lets get it right Prancer was the hoochy one. Thats who I dressed up for at lax exmas meals. I thought it was so erotic all of us dressed in brown wearing fluffy antlers, bells around our necks and glovers(to be our paws!)
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Is Santa capable of sexual feelings? Or is he like... asexual?
Let's be honest - he does have 364 days of attention from Mrs Claus....
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The leg shaving thing...
well hello there.
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