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The Nerdy One
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"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"

Ahahahahahahahahaha!
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(Original post by The Nerdy One)
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"

Ahahahahahahahahaha!
lol
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lol
wow that was a good post KITA. you could have at least put another chat up line up there.

are you tired, cos you've been running through my mind all night.
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(Original post by The Nerdy One)
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"

Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Ha, that's not bad.

Here is a really rubbish one

"Has a space ship just landed outside? Because you are out of this world"

Told you it was bad.
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Ha, that's not bad.

Here is a really rubbish one

"Has a space ship just landed outside? Because you are out of this world"

Told you it was bad.
nah thats a funny one. what about.

Are you excited to see me or is there a gun in you pocket?
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
that deserves rep.

thats superb!!!
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Not bad, not bad. And who do you use that on, eh?
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that deserves rep.

thats superb!!!
Actually, that very line was my first-ever post on this forum, 8 months ago.
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Not bad, not bad. And who do you use that on, eh?
Please... I'm much too classy to ever use a line like that.

I prefer, "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." - Simple, truthful, and to the point.
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do u work in a morgue? cuz everytime i look at you i go stiff

truthfully someone actually used that on me!
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Please... I'm much too classy to ever use a line like that.

I prefer, "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." - Simple, truthful, and to the point.
Lol, yes.

So have you ever used it before then?
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Lol, yes.

So have you ever used it before then?
Never seriously. I don't think that a woman who responds to something like that would be my type, anyway.
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(Original post by Mr White)
Actually, that very line was my first-ever post on this forum, 8 months ago.
what a first post!!
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Never seriously. I don't think that a woman who responds to something like that would be my type, anyway.
Uhuh. Chat up lines are just stupid, in my opinion. One should think of their own way to chat up somebody, not use chat up lines.
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do u work in a morgue? cuz everytime i look at you i go stiff

truthfully someone actually used that on me!
LMAO
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LMAO
what does that stand for?
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what does that stand for?
Laugh My Ass Off.

Well I wouldn't go that far.
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what does that stand for?
Laugh My Ass Off
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I have a rude one. Shall I say it?
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