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"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
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#2
(Original post by The Nerdy One)
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
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#3
(Original post by kita)
lol
lol
are you tired, cos you've been running through my mind all night.
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#4
(Original post by The Nerdy One)
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"
Ahahahahahahahahaha!
Here is a really rubbish one
"Has a space ship just landed outside? Because you are out of this world"
Told you it was bad.
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#5
(Original post by gemgems89)
Ha, that's not bad.
Here is a really rubbish one
"Has a space ship just landed outside? Because you are out of this world"
Told you it was bad.
Ha, that's not bad.
Here is a really rubbish one
"Has a space ship just landed outside? Because you are out of this world"
Told you it was bad.
Are you excited to see me or is there a gun in you pocket?
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#7
(Original post by Mr White)
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
thats superb!!!
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#8
(Original post by Mr White)
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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#9
(Original post by bono)
that deserves rep.
thats superb!!!
that deserves rep.
thats superb!!!
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#10
(Original post by gemgems89)
Not bad, not bad. And who do you use that on, eh?
Not bad, not bad. And who do you use that on, eh?
I prefer, "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." - Simple, truthful, and to the point.
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#11
do u work in a morgue? cuz everytime i look at you i go stiff
truthfully someone actually used that on me!
truthfully someone actually used that on me!
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#12
(Original post by Mr White)
Please... I'm much too classy to ever use a line like that.
I prefer, "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." - Simple, truthful, and to the point.
Please... I'm much too classy to ever use a line like that.
I prefer, "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." - Simple, truthful, and to the point.
So have you ever used it before then?
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#13
(Original post by gemgems89)
Lol, yes.
So have you ever used it before then?
Lol, yes.
So have you ever used it before then?
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#14
(Original post by Mr White)
Actually, that very line was my first-ever post on this forum, 8 months ago.
Actually, that very line was my first-ever post on this forum, 8 months ago.
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#15
(Original post by Mr White)
Never seriously. I don't think that a woman who responds to something like that would be my type, anyway.
Never seriously. I don't think that a woman who responds to something like that would be my type, anyway.
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#16
(Original post by grace)
do u work in a morgue? cuz everytime i look at you i go stiff
truthfully someone actually used that on me!
do u work in a morgue? cuz everytime i look at you i go stiff
truthfully someone actually used that on me!
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#18
(Original post by Fritz)
what does that stand for?
what does that stand for?
Well I wouldn't go that far.
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