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I have a rude one. Shall I say it?
Is your dad a traffic warden coz you have FINE written all over you...? :rolleyes:
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is that a ladder in your tights or a stairwell to heaven
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Ok, here we go. Here are a few chat-up lines. Not mine and i'd never use them either.

Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes.
I'm here now darlin'. What were your other two wishes?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. (one of my favourites )
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you home and out of these wet clothes.

No more from me for now.
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(Original post by G4ry)
Ok, here we go. Here are a few chat-up lines. Not mine and i'd never use them either.


Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

every girl has had to have heard that
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(Original post by ShOcKzZ)
every girl has had to have heard that
Goes without saying.

I like the signature picture, by the way. Almost as good as that 'PPU is recruiting' one.
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(Original post by ShOcKzZ)
every girl has had to have heard that
I'm sure they've pretty much heard all of these. I'd never use any of them though, maybe the voices in my head one. The rest are all too cheesy.
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Goes without saying.

I like the signature picture, by the way. Almost as good as that 'PPU is recruiting' one.
where did the pic go? what have you done to it? noooooooooo!!
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where did the pic go? what have you done to it? noooooooooo!!
It's gone! Did I do that?
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It's gone! Did I do that?
im not sure..i always knew there was something strange about u.
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I can't believe anyone would ever say this stuff! Let alone fall for it!!
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Maths geek one:

"Why don't we go upstairs and multiply?"

or slightly longer:

"Add some alcohol, take away your clothes and let's multiply. There ain't no divisions between us..."

And no, I have never used that thankfully.
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I can't believe anyone would ever say this stuff! Let alone fall for it!!
i hope i speak for the rest of the ppl on this thread when i say no one would actually think about using any of this stuff *prays for everyones sanity*
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i hope i speak for the rest of the ppl on this thread when i say no one would actually think about using any of this stuff *prays for everyones sanity*
I'll second that.
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I'll second that.
i think ill third that...some lines are hilarious tho' if a guy used one on me i think ill prob be in a fit of hysterics......i guess its a good ice breaker!!!!
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whatever chat up line u use, all chat up lines r sad.. but oh so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have a rude one. Shall I say it?
The crappest chat up line someone has ever used on me:

"Do you like the taste of chicken?"
Divvy unsuspecting me says "Yeah"
"Well suck on that love its fowl!" (Drunken Lout proceeds to whip his pecker out and wave it at me). Charming.
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"Are you going to stare at my t*ts all night or buy me a drink?"

"I can't afford a taxi... can I share yours?"

"So does the all inculsive included you as well?"

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Ok i've found a gold mine worth of these:

"You know how they say beauty is only skin deep?" [Yeah] "Well they lied. You're beautiful the entire way through."

Did you escape from hell because your looking hot hot hot!!

"Did you just fart? (No, why?) Cause you just blew me away"

"Fancy a raisin...No. How about a date?"

My love for you is like diaorrhea. I can't hold it in.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you)

My favourite though is....

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I only hope no-one actually uses theses :rolleyes:
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I have a rude one. Shall I say it?
Yes, say it.
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(Original post by The Nerdy One)
"Your eyes are like spanners; whenever I look at them, my nuts tighten!"

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

lol, there are some wll bad ones out there
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