What's your favourite Simpsons qoute?

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I've been going through a phase of watching the Simpsons again, from the very early episodes onwards, and it reminded me of how hilarious they used to be.

So, what are your favourite simpsons qoutations???

If I had to pick one, it'd probably be "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

But there are LOADS to choose from! So let's hear yours
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Homer: 'Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out... do you remember the time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?'

Marge: 'That's because you were drunk!'




'Oh I'm stupid alright... stupid like a fox!'
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Cheese eating surrender monkeys
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'Tiime to earn the love of these hateful morons'
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'Trying is the first step towards failure'- Homer simpson
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"D'oh!"
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Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine, to which Homer grabs and breaks and then replies, "In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!"
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is it me or does Marge look a bit hot?
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"Can't sleep now, the clowns will eat me"

And "hello Joe" from the same episode. :laugh:
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Homer: 'You have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel'
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Homer "And this perpetual motion machine she made this morning is a joke, it just keeps going faster and faster"
"Lisa, come in here"
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

Dammit, someone beat me!

Homer "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel"
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The fantasy smithers has about getting his fav birthday present:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TATQc6HCW0Y
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try." - Homer Simpson
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I was going to start this thread today lol, you beat me to it OP

"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'" - Homer Simpson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbGAr...eature=related

"My sugar is melting. Melting! Oh, what a world" - Homer Simpson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NhUF...eature=related

"Tramampoline! Trabopoline!" - Homer Simpson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktdui...eature=related

There are too many, so I will probably be posting more quotes later.
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Tute on, son! Tute on!

edit: I was saying 'Boo-urns'...

also that graphic Mr Burns that Smithers made where he's in a sexy pose and says 'Hello Smithers you're quite good at turning me on' in the robot voice
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Hired goons.
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"You've ruined your father you've crippled your family and baldness is hereditary!"
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'i have three kids and no money... i wish i had no kids and three money'
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Judge to homer: 'I sentence you to life'

Homer: 'you idiot, I'm already alive'

Aha

Another one was 'let my pickles go!' lol
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Every time Homer hears a joke but doesn't really get it so he goes 'he he he *insert irrelevant part of joke here*' it just cracks me up!!
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