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BVE7
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That's okay. My Art teacher gave me an hour after school detention, pinned me against a cabinet and kissed my neck after telling me he wanted to f**k me. I had a very hard time concentrating in his lessons after that, i can tell you!
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(Original post by BVE7)
That's okay. My Art teacher gave me an hour after school detention, pinned me against a cabinet and kissed my neck after telling me he wanted to f**k me. I had a very hard time concentrating in his lessons after that, i can tell you!
Obvious troll is obvious.
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I walked into my mega hot 9/10 teacher saying anal, it wasnt in the right context though
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One of my teachers commented a gay guy farting in a class with

'well at least it doesn't smell like your boyfriend.'

it's not hugely classroom-appropriate but as long as everyone gets that it's a joke there's not really a problem
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who gives a crap? lessons wouldn't be any good with out that kind of gold.
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I actually understood "You're not just a pretty face then" as the teacher thought she was all looks no brains but sees differently now, so could someone please enlighten me as to how this was insulting?
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i heard a teacher at my school told a bunch of year 10s.."if you're feeling horny, just get a tampon, dip it in some live yogurt and shove it up there"
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Teachers need to be careful as there are plenty of pupils who want to take them down. It's p.i.s.s. easy to catch them on your phone these days.
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When I was in Year 12, one of the legs fell off my maths teacher's desk during a lesson. She asked my friend, a big, strong lad, if he could "thrust" the leg back in place whilst someone went to get the caretaker. He tried, but he couldn't put it back together. Seeing him trying, my teacher laughed "If that's your idea of thrusting, I feel sorry for your girlfriend!" :teehee:

It doesn't sound funny written down but, at the time, it was hilarious!
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My teacher made me stand in the bin.





He was my favourite teacher.
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my teachers sat me down recently and made me cry :/ the kept telling me i have too much pride, when actually i sufferd with bulimia for 3 years and used to cut myself alot they dont know that though.

they told another girl she has a mental problem when she is actually fine.

i hate my main teacher, she insults us all and knows how to push our buttons, she also acts so childish! she moans at us for not bein unprofessional, when she takes time out of her day to upset her students, its mad
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(Original post by Carrby)
My Maths teacher calls you fat if you don't write your vectors properly
thats hilarious
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I remember him asking "Who is Pepe?" to this girl with large breasts who was wearing this pepe jeans shirt with the pepe clearly stretched out by her boobs.

He also used to constantly make comments about this one girl's clothing, escpecially when she wore pants saying "Well, you're wearing more clothes than usual!"
Oh **** he read out the clearky obvious message on a girls' shirt! Call the paedo police!

And the second thing he says seems quite wry.
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We also had a teacher that spent a very long time talking about how when she was in University she heard that you could get a natural high from banana skin and went through all the methods she tried to get high off it before giving up because it didn't work. Would have been relatively ok to stop there... but nooo..... "turns out, you just need to dry them out then smoke them" ... saying that to a bunch of Y10 kids was kinda a bad idea. Banana's EVERYWHERE for weeks.

Though she could have been having quite a good laugh at those who tried.
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close, i smiled and i said sometimes.
Well if he WAS a perv, I bet he loved that answer.
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I had a teacher who was obese and absolutely HIDEOUS. He was teaching us something about ox bow lakes, and when he'd finished he said ''see? not just a pretty face''.

And another who had this ancient one-legged milking stool he used as a punishment for anyone rocking on their chair.
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People take things too literally these days
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My friend had a fat boy in her class, and as a teacher walked past him he said, "Tuck your shirt in, Dom. That should take you at least 10 minutes."

I always thought that was mean.
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well, i **** you not, my history teacher asked me if i was a sadomasochist O_O
Are you? :whip2:
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Our german teacher was pretty inappropriate:

On a german exchange, we went past a statue of a chicken and she said to one of the students "I bet you'd like a bit of that ****, wouldn't you?" In exchange, her presents have always been pasta in the shapes of cocks
We always make jokes about her car being called the ****mobile, and we always have witty banter in the lessons xD
Then for the last german lesson, we baked her a cake... in the shape of a ****. :lol:

I'm sure there's loads I've missed.
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