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Reply 1
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Reply 2
Thats starange, I have no idea.
Reply 3
Please do not mock me, I'm feeling vulnerable and ostracised already, I only want some helpful advice please.
Ummm.....no offence but seriously ???? rotfl!
LOL hilarious. Apparently plants grow better when they are tocuhed sensitively or stroked. How about stroking it and see how it responds lol
sorry :redface:
Reply 7
Hide all potted plants and never leave the house
Reply 8
She needs advice people... all I can give you is stay away from the cactuses...
Reply 9
Indus1986
She needs advice people... all I can give you is stay away from the cactuses...


lol
Reply 10
I get the impression that you lot don't appreciate the magnitude of my problems. Yes i didn't mention but I did end up intimately stroking the plant a few days ago, but I've sort of just tried to avoid it recently. Seriously does anyone else have this problem? Can they help? I don't want to go to the doctor or tell anyone in confidence (this is anonymous btw) Can STI's be passed on by plants?NOT that that will happen
Reply 11
Can STI's be passed on by plants?NOT that that will happen

Seems to me you need to seek real help...
Reply 12
Omfg Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
that's a little odd
Reply 14
What sort of urges are you having? What are your thoughts when you look at the plants?
Reply 15
People please be nice. He has a serious problem here! Well, my advice to you will be to talk to someone. Go and talk to a doctor or a counsellor! Am sorry we couldnt help you much.
Reply 16
A Little Odd? Its more than that!
sorry, I know saying it's a little odd is not very nice. if I were you I would go talk to a counsellor or something. they may be able to help
Reply 18
I'm sorry, but is this a joke?
pggirl
People please be nice. He has a serious problem here! Well, my advice to you will be to talk to someone. Go and talk to a doctor or a counsellor! Am sorry we couldnt help you much.


I think you'll find the OP is a female.. but anyway i agree we should cease ridiculing this traumatised individual, instead we should offer our prayers, condolences and electro-compulsive shock therapy.. no seriously everytime you see the plants try and transfer these feelings onto humans.. were you repressed at home, maybe these are sub conscious desires being displaced as you feel they would be inappropriate for a man. on the other hand, many people have strange compulsions and if you feel otherwise happy about this there's not necessarily a problem, personally i did have a stage of being attracted to baked goods but anyway.. listen to your heart and good luck