Where do you hide your sex toys?

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Where the hell do you hide them so that nosey friends, intruding parents and annoying brothers and sisters don't find them? Trying to think of ideas. It would be an absolute tragedy if someone found them by accident one day!
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In a drawer inside of my closet, I usually lock the drawer...but you can just hang it inside of a bag that you never use or inside of a box under your bed - a box that doesn't look suspicious.

Or maybe inside of a Harry Potter's book cover - just lose the book and use the cover to cover up you toys.
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Can't really hide my hands tbh
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My mother entered my room and my vibrator went missing.

I am deeply offended.
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(Original post by Lewroll)
Can't really hide my hands tbh
gloves? or pockets
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(Original post by TheCaledonian)
gloves? or pockets
I tried pockets but then they got really sticky O_O
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I don't usually. I leave my vibrator on the bedside table for easy access lol. But when I am at home (Xmas etc) it just goes in my underwear drawer. I am 26 though and I would not care if the parentals found it.
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Try hiding them in your shoes and put them deep inside your closet
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The air valve on my sex doll broke so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...
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Well i carry my anal beads on me all the time, if you know what I mean....
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I keep my butt plug hidden up my arse all day. Thats why I walk like a crab
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The air valve on my sex doll broke so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...
Bury her in an unmarked grave. Thats what I did with me ex
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My underwear drawer because if it's found by anybody rifling through my drawer then they shouldn't be there in the first place... If I'm staying at my parents I wrap them in a bag and stick them in the inside lining of my case (it can be unzipped) or just stuff them deep in my rucksac on the understanding that nobody should be going through my bag without permission anyway. My family respect my boundaries...

Or put it in a bag, inside like a dress bag, inside the wardrobe... Or in a shoe box under your bed...
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(Original post by sophia_)
My mother entered my room and my vibrator went missing.

I am deeply offended.
That's why you should use phallic shaped vegetables; you can eat the evidence.

The perfect crime :hat:
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Under a pillow case, in a drawer - my mum's already found it though, the pillowcase was her idea....
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There's a hanger on the inside of my closet door- on it are three things: a petticoat (don't ask), a large dress holdercoverthing i dunno, and a slim, medium sized bag. The bag is underneath both of those and is unable to be seen when opening or closing the door, or looking at it from the side. It is in this that I hide my toys.
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I tried pockets but then they got really sticky O_O
You're a filthy animal...

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We need pics of toys in said hiding places
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In my bedside cabinet inside a shoe box labelled 'art supplies.'
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Atm, with the guy who owns the building. I made an order from lovehoney which has been received and signed for, which means he has taken it when I wasn't home. I should go to his door and ask, but am too embarrassed in case he opened it

Have been waiting for that clitoral vibrator for some time now. Don't know what to do :sigh:
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