Where do you hide your sex toys?

Where the hell do you hide them so that nosey friends, intruding parents and annoying brothers and sisters don't find them? Trying to think of ideas. It would be an absolute tragedy if someone found them by accident one day! :frown:

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Reply 1

Anonymous #2

In a drawer inside of my closet, I usually lock the drawer...but you can just hang it inside of a bag that you never use or inside of a box under your bed - a box that doesn't look suspicious.

Or maybe inside of a Harry Potter's book cover - just lose the book and use the cover to cover up you toys.

Reply 2

username549578

Can't really hide my hands tbh

Reply 3

sophia_

My mother entered my room and my vibrator went missing.

I am deeply offended.

Reply 4

TheCaledonian

Original post by Lewroll

Can't really hide my hands tbh

gloves? or pockets

Reply 5

username549578

Original post by TheCaledonian

gloves? or pockets

I tried pockets but then they got really sticky O_O

Reply 6

u02dpb7

I don't usually. I leave my vibrator on the bedside table for easy access lol. But when I am at home (Xmas etc) it just goes in my underwear drawer. I am 26 though and I would not care if the parentals found it.

Reply 7

The Polar Dude

Try hiding them in your shoes and put them deep inside your closet

Reply 8

Mockery

The air valve on my sex doll broke :frown:

so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...

Reply 9

H.JJJ

Well i carry my anal beads on me all the time, if you know what I mean....

Reply 10

thegoodthebadandtheTom

I keep my butt plug hidden up my arse all day. Thats why I walk like a crab :smile:

Reply 11

thegoodthebadandtheTom

Original post by Mockery

The air valve on my sex doll broke :frown:

so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...

Bury her in an unmarked grave. Thats what I did with me ex :wink:

Reply 12

Blindsailor

My underwear drawer because if it's found by anybody rifling through my drawer then they shouldn't be there in the first place... If I'm staying at my parents I wrap them in a bag and stick them in the inside lining of my case (it can be unzipped) or just stuff them deep in my rucksac on the understanding that nobody should be going through my bag without permission anyway. My family respect my boundaries...

Or put it in a bag, inside like a dress bag, inside the wardrobe... Or in a shoe box under your bed...

Reply 13

acat

Original post by sophia_

My mother entered my room and my vibrator went missing.

I am deeply offended.

That's why you should use phallic shaped vegetables; you can eat the evidence.

The perfect crime :hat:

Reply 14

daisydaffodil

Under a pillow case, in a drawer - my mum's already found it though, the pillowcase was her idea....

Reply 15

catsss

There's a hanger on the inside of my closet door- on it are three things: a petticoat (don't ask), a large dress holdercoverthing i dunno, and a slim, medium sized bag. The bag is underneath both of those and is unable to be seen when opening or closing the door, or looking at it from the side. It is in this that I hide my toys.

Reply 16

PendulumBoB

Original post by Lewroll

I tried pockets but then they got really sticky O_O

You're a filthy animal...

Spoiler

Reply 17

Reflexive

We need pics of toys in said hiding places

Reply 18

KJane

In my bedside cabinet inside a shoe box labelled 'art supplies.' :tongue:

Reply 19

Artvandelay

Atm, with the guy who owns the building. I made an order from lovehoney which has been received and signed for, which means he has taken it when I wasn't home. I should go to his door and ask, but am too embarrassed in case he opened it :frown: