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Where the hell do you hide them so that nosey friends, intruding parents and annoying brothers and sisters don't find them? Trying to think of ideas. It would be an absolute tragedy if someone found them by accident one day! 
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#2
In a drawer inside of my closet, I usually lock the drawer...but you can just hang it inside of a bag that you never use or inside of a box under your bed - a box that doesn't look suspicious.
Or maybe inside of a Harry Potter's book cover - just lose the book and use the cover to cover up you toys.
Or maybe inside of a Harry Potter's book cover - just lose the book and use the cover to cover up you toys.
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#6
(Original post by TheCaledonian)
gloves? or pockets
gloves? or pockets
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#7
I don't usually. I leave my vibrator on the bedside table for easy access lol. But when I am at home (Xmas etc) it just goes in my underwear drawer. I am 26 though and I would not care if the parentals found it.
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#9
The air valve on my sex doll broke so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...
so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...
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#12
(Original post by Mockery)
The air valve on my sex doll broke so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...
The air valve on my sex doll broke
so I just have to stuff it under the bed, cover it with a blanket and hope for the best...
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#13
My underwear drawer because if it's found by anybody rifling through my drawer then they shouldn't be there in the first place... If I'm staying at my parents I wrap them in a bag and stick them in the inside lining of my case (it can be unzipped) or just stuff them deep in my rucksac on the understanding that nobody should be going through my bag without permission anyway. My family respect my boundaries...
Or put it in a bag, inside like a dress bag, inside the wardrobe... Or in a shoe box under your bed...
Or put it in a bag, inside like a dress bag, inside the wardrobe... Or in a shoe box under your bed...
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#14
(Original post by sophia_)
My mother entered my room and my vibrator went missing.
I am deeply offended.
My mother entered my room and my vibrator went missing.
I am deeply offended.
The perfect crime
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#15
Under a pillow case, in a drawer - my mum's already found it though, the pillowcase was her idea....
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#16
There's a hanger on the inside of my closet door- on it are three things: a petticoat (don't ask), a large dress holdercoverthing i dunno, and a slim, medium sized bag. The bag is underneath both of those and is unable to be seen when opening or closing the door, or looking at it from the side. It is in this that I hide my toys.
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#17
(Original post by Lewroll)
I tried pockets but then they got really sticky O_O
I tried pockets but then they got really sticky O_O
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#20
Atm, with the guy who owns the building. I made an order from lovehoney which has been received and signed for, which means he has taken it when I wasn't home. I should go to his door and ask, but am too embarrassed in case he opened it
Have been waiting for that clitoral vibrator for some time now. Don't know what to do
Have been waiting for that clitoral vibrator for some time now. Don't know what to do
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