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The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song

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Shakira - She Wolf

"I'm starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office."
What the hell?

"To locate the single men I got on me a special radar & the fire department hotline in case I get in trouble later."

Surely everyone knows this number? 999? Or in her case 911 I guess.

NO! JUST NO!
Reply 161
I don't know if this has been said already but:

'I will never say never' Justin Bieber

I apprecite the concept of the song but when you say a word you say you won't say over 50 times in a 4 minute song it kinda defeats the purpose...
Original post by summer_l
"do you ever feel like a plastic bag" from firework by katy perry
who ever likens their emotional or physical state to a plastic bag?!


Haha this is such a true point
Original post by ThisIsMyMoment
I actually like that song :dontknow:


I love the tune but the lyrics are just like

"do it like a brother.....do it like a dude"
Any and all lyrics found in this monstrosity of a song:

:yucky:
Reply 165
Original post by lil huni
Any and all lyrics found in this monstrosity of a song:

:yucky:


This is for real, not a Paris Hilton spoof or parody?

Why is it that songs like these are given publicity?
Reply 166
"riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside riverside"

"cos you changed the way you kissed me"

"7AM I GET UP EAT MY BREAKFAST GO TO BUS STOP SEE MY FRIEND SHOULD I SIT IN FRONT SEAT OR BACK SEAT SOMETHING SOMETHING"
SWAGGER JAGGER



What?! :confused:
Reply 168
JLS - She makes me wanna oh oh oh oh oh oh

Garbage!!
Reply 169
The new Saturdays song is pretty terrible..

" we make the party super naughty, dancing on the bar, get your claws out"
Reply 170
Original post by lil huni
Unfortunately, it is a real song! I suppose it's only (in)famous because the singer, who is allegedly 16, recently married a 51 year old actor, Doug Hutchinson. :zomg:


Oh yes, I've heard about that story.

No way is she 16! :zomg:
(edited 12 years ago)
'I love you like a fat kid love cake' -21 questions - 50 cent
Reply 172
Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak
"Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"
Errmmm..... well i would check the prison first?
*insert name of 95% of rap songs here*
Reply 174
"I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and griiind"... Lyrics = fine...

EXCEPT that they're sung by R Kelly. No, Mr Kelly, I'm sure you don't :colonhash:
Reply 175
Ummmm...

"2+2 is Vagina, Vagina!"

00:42 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWpi4zL0NJY&NR=1
Reply 176
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside the soul

what...
Original post by elenii
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside the soul

what...


Ooh. Just read your sig. I'm reading To Kill a Mockingbird at the moment too. How are you finding it?

Also, I know what you mean about that Christina Perry song. :s-smilie:
Reply 178
El Chombo- Chaccaron.

I rest my case.
Reply 179
Pitbull - 'Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak'

:/

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