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I don't get this science joke.

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Reply 40

Jeester

You're being ripped mate, I can get you 1KWh for 15p no problems.
I'll sort you out pal, just you see.

Johnny was a chemists son,
but Johnny is no more,
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

Reply 43

U.S Lecce

Original post by Manitude

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest sees him and shouts "Oi, we don't want your kind in here!"
The Higgs Boson replies "But without me, how can you have mass?"

Q: Does light have mass?
A:A: Of course not. It's not even Catholic!!!

Reply 44

badumdumtscht

Chemists do it on the table, periodically.

Reply 45

The Polar Dude

Negative electron: Are you sure it's in?
Positively charged: Positive

Reply 46

laughylolly

I'm surprised no one has said this one yet:

Gold walks into a bar and iron says, 'Aay you! Get out the bar!'

Reply 47

t1gger123

i think i've lost an electron

are you sure?

i'm positive :smile:

Reply 48

badumdumtscht

I'm like E. coli, I can do it every 20 minutes.

Two male E. coli were in culture, then 20 minutes later they were both mothers.

It'sa miracle no-one has said the only science joke I can remember ^^

'A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much is a beer?" The bartender replies "For you, no charge." '

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