Terrible maths joke

Are you ready for this terrible joke?

It was dy/dx's birthday so he decided to have a party. It was going great and they were all haiving a great time when dy/dx noticed e^x sat in the corner all alone. So he went over to e^x and said "why don't you come and intergrate with us?" to which e^x said "it won't make any difference."

It's one of those jokes that is so bad it makes you laugh. Anyone got any more?

We haven't done integrating exponential functions yet.

lol its the same as differentiating them


same e^x

We haven't done integrating exponential functions yet.

Are you ready for this terrible joke?

It was dy/dx's birthday so he decided to have a party. It was going great and they were all haiving a great time when dy/dx noticed e^x sat in the corner all alone. So he went over to e^x and said "why don't you come and intergrate with us?" to which e^x said "it won't make any difference."

It's one of those jokes that is so bad it makes you laugh. Anyone got any more?

so we're assuming its a definite integral then? because if it was indefinite he would turn into Ae^x Sorry I'll slap myself for even thinking that

∫e^x = e^x + c

Are you ready for this terrible joke?

It was dy/dx's birthday so he decided to have a party. It was going great and they were all haiving a great time when dy/dx noticed e^x sat in the corner all alone. So he went over to e^x and said "why don't you come and intergrate with us?" to which e^x said "it won't make any difference."

It's one of those jokes that is so bad it makes you laugh. Anyone got any more?

Q: Whats purple and comutative?

A: An abelian grape!

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right. The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"