what can i do about nextdoors dog?

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My Neighbour has been bugging me for ages by letting his dog maniacally for hours without doing anything to shut the feces machine up!
ive tried shouting out the window, ive tried letters to him, ive even involved envoronmental health!

"Im gonna kill the dog nextdoor,
it wont bark anymore,
gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that dog!" (Arrogant Worms)
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Bark at all hours, so the neighbours will know how you feel.
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(Original post by beckford2004)
My Neighbour has been bugging me for ages by letting his dog maniacally for hours without doing anything to shut the feces machine up!
ive tried shouting out the window, ive tried letters to him, ive even involved envoronmental health!

"Im gonna kill the dog nextdoor,
it wont bark anymore,
gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that dog!" (Arrogant Worms)
Take the dog on a date, sweeten it with roses and poetry. Pay for a prostitute dog to give it the once over. Then your troubles are over
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(Original post by Mr White)
Bark at all hours, so the neighbours will know how you feel.
i would but id get a sore throat...........

and why is it that dogs (like pigeons) never run out of things to say?
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(Original post by Mr White)
Bark at all hours, so the neighbours will know how you feel.
get a dog even bigger than nxt doors
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Take the dog on a date, sweeten it with roses and poetry. Pay for a prostitute dog to give it the once over. Then your troubles are over
oh if only it were that simple zippo! it barks cuz its locked up all day and when the guy comes home he just wants to hump the ugly bird next door, so it gets shut in the garden.....

and theres dogs mess everywhere!
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(Original post by love_4_ducks)
get a dog even bigger than nxt doors
I like the way you think.
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(Original post by love_4_ducks)
get a dog even bigger than nxt doors
one problem - i hate dogs!
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I like the way you think.
You like a dog with attitude and size then!
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Shoot the neighbour or they will just the replace the shot dog.
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Shoot the neighbour or they will just the replace the shot dog.
Who got out of the wrong side of bed then, stroppy
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one problem - i hate dogs!
Get a lion then. They can be tamed apparently, there is a family in south africa with 4 as pets.
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Get a lion then. They can be tamed apparently, there is a family in south africa with 4 as pets.
yeah my backgarden will be slightly too small, but then again - ill be able to take it for a walk and get the little *******s who beat me up recently! ooooh and a hippo, apparently theyre more dangerous, can they be tamed?
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(Original post by beckford2004)
one problem - i hate dogs!
well u bloody buggared the arent U? is that y ur picking on that poor dog cos u have a personal thing with dogs? move house if u dnt like it cos dogs do bark!!!!!!!!


o and thankyou mr white. at ;least soem1 appreciates my thinking
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oooops....i didn't mean to click on 'shoot the neighbour' :rolleyes:
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yeah my backgarden will be slightly too small, but then again - ill be able to take it for a walk and get the little *******s who beat me up recently! ooooh and a hippo, apparently theyre more dangerous, can they be tamed?
Pygmy hippos can be, but regular hippos are very dangerous.
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yeah my backgarden will be slightly too small, but then again - ill be able to take it for a walk and get the little *******s who beat me up recently! ooooh and a hippo, apparently theyre more dangerous, can they be tamed?
Won't it scratch your paintwork though, at least with your own dog you can in some cases call it a *****
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oooops....i didn't mean to click on 'shoot the neighbour' :rolleyes:
Yeh, yeh... it was the oompa-loompas I do believe.
If everyone had oomp-loompas no one would have any problems and this person wouldn't have a problem with the dog because they would have come to a solution.
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Yeh, yeh... it was the oompa-loompas I do believe.
If everyone had oomp-loompas no one would have any problems and this person wouldn't have a problem with the dog because they would have come to a solution.
he he...the solution being what exactly?
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he he...the solution being what exactly?
I don't know seen as you conned me and I have no oompa-loompa only something named wilson?!
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