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Reply 2
I guess "finding half of a maggot in an apple" would be too obvious for you, wouldn't it?
Reply 3
très bien 
Reply 7
Heh, that actually made me laugh out loud!
2 5 +
Where did this "comedy night" theme spring from, by the way?
ME!
figured easiest way to get rep was through laughter
oh that one took too long
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whats worse is seeing a rabbit that is going throguh shock and so moving but too obviously going to die soon.
thne seeing someone pick up a stone and bash it over the head to put it out of its misery.
but the rabbit moves again so he bashes it again
and so on until the rabbit finally gave in.
There was one I was telling months back:
A man goes to the doctors, to get back some test results.
"I've two pieces of bad news", says the doctor. "Firstly, you have cancer".
The man is obviously distraught, but then is curious. "What's the second piece, then?"
"You also have Alzheimer's", says the doctor.
"Oh, well", says the patient. "It could be worse. I could have cancer!"
A man goes to the doctors, to get back some test results.
"I've two pieces of bad news", says the doctor. "Firstly, you have cancer".
The man is obviously distraught, but then is curious. "What's the second piece, then?"
"You also have Alzheimer's", says the doctor.
"Oh, well", says the patient. "It could be worse. I could have cancer!"
2 5 +
There was one I was telling months back:
A man goes to the doctors, to get back some test results.
"I've two pieces of bad news", says the doctor. "Firstly, you have cancer".
The man is obviously distraught, but then is curious. "What's the second piece, then?"
"You also have Alzheimer's", says the doctor.
"Oh, well", says the patient. "It could be worse. I could have cancer!"
A man goes to the doctors, to get back some test results.
"I've two pieces of bad news", says the doctor. "Firstly, you have cancer".
The man is obviously distraught, but then is curious. "What's the second piece, then?"
"You also have Alzheimer's", says the doctor.
"Oh, well", says the patient. "It could be worse. I could have cancer!"
not funny
my father has alzheimers
way to kill a thread! 
PS my dad doesnt have alzheimers and i pray that nobody has to go through such a debilitating disease.
Reply 12
Awesome. Or not.
Reply 15
Bad, bad people.
Reply 17
My sister after she has been on a particularly fast and curvy rollercoaster! 
Reply 19
SyncMaster_770
I swear Jimmy Carr told a similar one?
The jokes are all old anyway!!
Jimmy Carr is a comdey GOD though!!
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