The Student Room Group
Reply 1
Yuck!!

No, but I am always getting paper cuts gr
Reply 2
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no spoon.
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that cuts, it is only yourself.
Reply 3
:rofl:
Reply 4
johnsonimrodgd
Just eating my ready meal with a metal spoon and cut the right side of my upper lip. Just checked in the mirror and it's about 1.5cm long but luckily not that deep. Stupid spoon.

Has anyone had any stupid experiences like me, being cut by something you'd least expect?
:biggrin: I'm guessing that you're one of these people who would trip over thin air, aren't you :biggrin:
Reply 5
Mad Vlad
:biggrin: I'm guessing that you're one of these people who would trip over thin air, aren't you :biggrin:


:rolleyes:
Mad Vlad
:biggrin: I'm guessing that you're one of these people who would trip over thin air, aren't you :biggrin:


Nah, he trips over himself in eagerness... :rolleyes:
Reply 7
Ooooh you guys are a witty lot. :biggrin: By the way, cheers for the rep whoever it was. :top:
Reply 8
I cut my hand quite badly with a plastic fork one time while I was eating pre-packaged cake. For the life of me I don't know how it happened.
johnsonimrodgd
Just eating my ready meal with a metal spoon and cut the right side of my upper lip. Just checked in the mirror and it's about 1.5cm long but luckily not that deep. Stupid spoon.

Has anyone had any stupid experiences like me, being cut by something you'd least expect?


Muppet! :p:
Looks like I should have got myself some of this http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/
johnsonimrodgd
Looks like I should have got myself some of this http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/

Nah.
http://www.rathergood.com/banspoonguard/
I stepped on the bit of a belt buckle that goes through the holes in the belt once. That hurt.. I had a hole in my foot... I was limping so badly I had to go around with one heel on and one trainer to even it up...
Reply 13
I once cut myself on a spatula, but that was understandable because it was a wooden one that I had made! Got a splinter and tried to pull it out which only made it bleed more :frown:

Never got cut by a spoon though - some people really can manage anything!! :p:
Reply 14
johnsonimrodgd
Looks like I should have got myself some of this http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/


That is beyond a doubt the most stupidest thing I have ever seen.
omg lol? never had that happen with a spoon :biggrin: