how to get laid when u are a commuter?

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    has anyone been in this position to give me a few pointers?
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    Polish the keyboard, them things can get dirty!
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    Just go in and out, then you're done.
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    :lolwut:
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    I thought this was a thread about kinky robots or something.
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    If you're asking how do you get laid, chances are you're not going to get laid.
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    i mean has anyone who travels to uni ever been laid?
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    (Original post by DireStraits80)
    i mean has anyone who travels to uni ever been laid?
    No. People who travel are destined to never ever ever ever copulate.

    I'm sorry.
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    well can i still move into the halls after september? i have a job at home but i could get it to weekends, although can i still get a maintaince loan?
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    actually hold on, its alrite, i have a car, so if i do get the chance i can go to her place and stay over sweeeeetttt
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    Frottage?
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    you won't.
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    (Original post by JordanR)
    No. People who travel are destined to never ever ever ever copulate.

    I'm sorry.
    That made me laugh so much.
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    (Original post by LoveErinxo)
    That made me laugh so much.
    Please don't laugh at the poor man's predicament. I took a bus the other day, so I guess I'm going to go through a bit of a dry spell.

    Also.

    Bass sucks.

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    Just kidding! Don't slap me with a powerful thumb!
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    Get a girl friend and when you get home make love to her.
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    (Original post by JordanR)
    Please don't laugh at the poor man's predicament. I took a bus the other day, so I guess I'm going to go through a bit of a dry spell.

    Also.

    Bass sucks.

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    Just kidding! Don't slap me with a powerful thumb!
    I commuted all the way from Liverpool to London the other day. I'm in trouble.

    Ooh, burn! That got personal quickly, didn't it?
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    (Original post by LoveErinxo)
    I commuted all the way from Liverpool to London the other day. I'm in trouble.

    Ooh, burn! That got personal quickly, didn't it?
    I hope you didn't want kids before the age of forty.

    I'm sorry - as a guitar player, I'm prone to just insult any bass player I ever see. It's like a reflex.
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    (Original post by JordanR)
    I hope you didn't want kids before the age of forty.

    I'm sorry - as a guitar player, I'm prone to just insult any bass player I ever see. It's like a reflex.
    Well, I did, but you know, it's fine. I'll just get some cats instead.

    Pshh, guitar players. You think you're all that just because you have two extra strings
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    (Original post by DireStraits80)
    actually hold on, its alrite, i have a car, so if i do get the chance i can go to her place and stay over sweeeeetttt
    lol getting abit ahead of yourself, ain't ya mate?
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    hey you got to think ahead to stay in the game :P
 
 
 
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