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    what would you say your favourite TV quote is

    mine is
    Eastenders -
    Zoe - your not my mother

    Kat - YES I AM
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    Futurama:

    Hedonism Bot: I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?

    Bender: You know it.
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    Where to start?

    Being Human

    "Why don't you approve of Annie and Mitchell?"
    "Hmmm, let me see, because she's a Sagitarius and he's a 117 year old mass murderer?"

    "Why does nobody ever choose Slytherin?"
    "Because that would be like saying 'I'm a sociopath!'"

    "I'd like to be his guardian angel and stop anything bad from happening to him."
    "Can you stop him listening to Michael Buble?"

    "Mr. Sands Suck Cocks"? For God's sake! It's "Mr. Sands Sucks Cocks" - singular, not plural. Have I taught you nothing?"

    Doctor Who

    "If you had any more tawdry quirks, you could open up a tawdry quirk shop. The mad-cap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student. I'm surprised you haven't got a little purple space dog, just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are."

    "I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez."

    "You know, they've never even seen a banana before. Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good."

    "This is my lover, the King of France."
    "Oh? *gives him the once over* Well I'm a Lord of Time."

    "Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."

    Anything the Master has ever said ever. Ever single word. :love:

    I could go on, but I can't be bothered with this right now. I'll add more later.
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    Doctor Who: "Its a Fezz. I wear a Fezz now. Fezzes are cool."
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    All the best quotes are from the IT Crowd!

    A personal fave: "I came here to drink milk, and kick ass. I've just finished my milk."
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    (Original post by aspirinpharmacist)
    "I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez."
    I love this one.
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    Atia of the Julii: A large penis is always welcome!

    Gotta love Rome
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    "The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!"


    :awesome:
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    (Original post by sugar_and_spice)
    Atia of the Julii: A large penis is always welcome!

    Gotta love Rome
    (Original post by confuzzled92)
    "The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!"


    :awesome:
    :yy:
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    David Brent 'I've sort of fused Flashdance with MC Hammer ****.'
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    (Original post by Guru Jason)
    Doctor Who: "Its a Fezz. I wear a Fezz now. Fezzes are cool."

    (Original post by KateMP)
    All the best quotes are from the IT Crowd!

    A personal fave: "I came here to drink milk, and kick ass. I've just finished my milk."
    Ditto!
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    (Original post by Pheylan)
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    I was going to ask if the thumbs up was because of the programme or because you agreed about the penis, but then I saw your sig, so I'm assuming it's the former
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    Jay: Morning Benders, jump in the minge mobile.
    Will: Strange thing to call your mum's car.

    :lol:
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    Anything Karl Pilkington has ever said.
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    there are probably about 30-50 classic lines I could pick from peep show
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    http://www.dylanmoranrules.com/quotes_books.htm
    Black books
    Bernard: What's this?! Gourmet food is always presented in little towers! What's that?!
    Manny: Soup!
    Bernard: Well get it in a tower! Come on!
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    One ****ing word and it's more badass than 99.9999% of the lines that have ever appeared on TV.
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    "It has two settings, stun and kill. I'd suggest that you don't confuse them."

    Any ideas who???

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    Malcolm Reed, Star Trek Enterprise
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    "I couldn't find any KY jelly so I brought Smuckers instead" :mmm: - Peter Griffin
 
 
 
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