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jesusofsuburbia
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Not exactly a phobia but I can't use urinals...I just pull my penis out and no matter how desperate I am I can't go. Pretty weird.
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Anyway OP, i get that problem sometimes... just let you mind go blank or think of something entirely differnt. it works mate.

Actually happens to alot of people, nothing to worry about mate .
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Shy bladder. To overcome your fears, you need to go up to the urinal, try for a bit, and then exclaim to everyone in the toilets, "Yeah I'm having a bit of an issue here, a bit of trouble getting it all out, but you know what, I'm okay with it...I'm okay". The confidence surge you get from this will surely allow you to then make a passing motion.

I've struggled myself, I have no idea why, but keep trying at the urinals before escaping to the stalls, it does get easier. Look around the toilets, while you're having a go - nobody gives a toss what you're doing. It's purely psychological.
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(Original post by wassupjg)
Shy bladder. To overcome your fears, you need to go up to the urinal, try for a bit, and then exclaim to everyone in the toilets, "Yeah I'm having a bit of an issue here, a bit of trouble getting it all out, but you know what, I'm okay with it...I'm okay". The confidence surge you get from this will surely allow you to then make a passing motion.

I've struggled myself, I have no idea why, but keep trying at the urinals before escaping to the stalls, it does get easier. Look around the toilets, while you're having a go - nobody gives a toss what you're doing. It's purely psychological.
I can imagine this happening :rofl:

How would you react to someone saying that?

And on topic, yeah, I'm the same, but I just use the cubicles instead
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I get it the odd occassion. It's worst for club toilets where you often have people standing a metre behind you, purposely waiting for you and stuff. Takes me a good 10 seconds sometimes to start lol.

Quite common really. Nothing to worry about.
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Then don't go to urinals, it's no big deal...
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I don't like the idea of having it out in front of other people. I see no reason why you should feel obligated to use the urinals, I just use the cubicles.
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I can't... It's such a pain... :P
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(Original post by MangoFreak)
I don't like the idea of having it out in front of other people. I see no reason why you should feel obligated to use the urinals, I just use the cubicles.
Ditto.

Plus it is more comfortable as well as more private.

Urinals are good if you're in a rush, otherwise don't bother with them.
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(Original post by jesusofsuburbia)
Not exactly a phobia but I can't use urinals...I just pull my penis out and no matter how desperate I am I can't go. Pretty weird.
I can't do it either, ever. I can be stood there with my **** out for five minutes and not manage it. I just use cubicles.
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I can't... It's such a pain... :P
I bet it is
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I feel the same way, I've never used urinals cause I'm a bit embarrassed about it so I always go for the cubicles
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Yeah I'm the same. I am perfectly happy with the size of my penis, but when it comes time to go, I just stand around looking like a ****er.
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i don't use them simply because most of my trousers lack zips
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Whenever I get this problem I assume other people notice that I'm not peeing, and I just want them to say something about it so I can tell them why I'm not peeing!

I can't just tell them why without them asking, that'd be weird
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I always find it easy-peasy. Although you always have to avoid splash back...
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I don't like it because I don't want people to see my penis and feel bad about themselves.
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I can't use them if the place is busy/crowded.
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...am I the only one who isn't a nervous pisser?
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I usually get a boner... that's why I don't use urinals... with other men.
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