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Hello
Just a little thing i found whilst completely wasting my time (as usual!)
online....
.....to everyone not quite in the mood for V-Day this yr...and to those who
are....just have a laugh!


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head.

I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.

I see your face when I'm dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for, maybe, "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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lol, that is quite hilarious.
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Quite bitter.
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The only people who are cynical about valentines day are those who are alone, being lonely by themselves.
Its a fact.
Get over it!
Love Lucy
xxx
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(Original post by SpAnIsH_fLy)
Hello
Just a little thing i found whilst completely wasting my time (as usual!)
online....
.....to everyone not quite in the mood for V-Day this yr...and to those who
are....just have a laugh!


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head.

I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.


thats sooo true
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.

I see your face when I'm dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for, maybe, "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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thats sooooo true ^^^^^^^^
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(Original post by SpAnIsH_fLy)
Hello
Just a little thing i found whilst completely wasting my time (as usual!)
online....
.....to everyone not quite in the mood for V-Day this yr...and to those who
are....just have a laugh!


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty
and so's your head.

I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life.

I see your face when I'm dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way?

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for, maybe, "go to hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
that deserves rep... not that mine is worth anything, anyway, i am amused!!
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The only people who are cynical about valentines day are those who are alone, being lonely by themselves.
Its a fact.
Get over it!
Love Lucy
xxx
smart girl! We have to take it out on somebody...
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(Original post by kindersurprise)
The only people who are cynical about valentines day are those who are alone, being lonely by themselves.
Its a fact.
Get over it!
Love Lucy
xxx
I can't
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Im always right lol
Im not cynical about the whole thing though, even though i am on my own this year. Im just happy that other people are happy.
xxx
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oK it's only 4 a laugh...dnt take it too far
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im not *lmao* i think the poems quite funny really.
Just out of interest, are you alone this year?
Would explain a few things...
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i like what i read
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im not *lmao* i think the poems quite funny really.
Just out of interest, are you alone this year?
Would explain a few things...
Yeah i am lol.
No one's ever given me a rose or stuff for valentine's not even friend's *sniff*
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Yeah i am lol.
No one's ever given me a rose or stuff for valentine's not even friend's *sniff*
same here.Im to good for most people in my school :rolleyes:
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No one's ever given me a rose or stuff for valentine's not even friend's *sniff*
@-`--

thats meant to be a rose by the way...(turn your head)
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Awwwww thats so sweet.
But still hahahahaha
i got 3 cards this morning lol
A big hug to everyone who didnt get anything this morning
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Yeah i am lol.
No one's ever given me a rose or stuff for valentine's not even friend's *sniff*

Me neither... not even this year when I have a boyfriend!! Far more depressing than being single!
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im mr lonely
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@-`--

thats meant to be a rose by the way...(turn your head)
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