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    (Original post by Magician)
    mn.. dis fing as gon 2 far. u manz call us chavs nd dat jus cuz we got asbos bt dat dnt mean nuffin. ffs grw up n get a lyf.
    Hi m8.
    nice 2 meet anuvva chav and some1 who spk inglish, im really lookin forward 2 torkin wiv u, i'll b nice 2 u coz u sound soo dam cool. safe, u sound verry much like ma mate MA$$IV!!!!!
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    Thats a funny name.
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    Thats a funny name.
    plz spk inglish
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    (Original post by Lucas123)
    Hi m8.
    nice 2 meet anuvva chav and some1 who spk inglish, im really lookin forward 2 torkin wiv u, i'll b nice 2 u coz u sound soo dam cool. safe, u sound verry much like ma mate MA$$IV!!!!!

    big up urslf! rspkt blud...safe
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    (Original post by Lucas123)
    plz spk inglish
    That's a funny name.
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    (Original post by Magician)
    big up urslf! rspkt blud...safe
    i be back zoon, need 2 go 2 da offie 4 my cigs
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    iz nd 2 do da ting invlvin dis geeza cal'd bruce wit a big tash
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    Ah a piss takin chav thread??? well dats just propa kool as i just luv walkin around in ma fake burberry wit ma gal who as big hoola hoops n curtain rails for ear rings.
    We iz both goin 2da sign on da dole 2 so we can support r 3kids n ave enuff muney so i can buy a suit for wen i go 2 court bout ma asbo.
    Dem pigs r always gettin me dun 4 somet even tho i didnt dooo nothin like? all i was doin was buyin sum vry expensive wkd frm da offie dat pig is just propa mingin newayz.
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    actually 'dat' is a common file extention used in windows
    And a type of digital tape.
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    The Galactic Empire frowns upon you.
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    haha, chavs.. *points and laughs*
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    (Original post by Morpheus Pawsey)
    haha, chavs.. *points and laughs*
    Shush, I'm trying to frown here! You're a disturbance in the force...
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    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA P!

    This is the first amusing thread ive seen on here EVER. Now sit back and watch as it degenerates into a convo about 'rep'. (It ALWAYS does)
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    so this is a thread where we have to take the piss out of chav talk? i am confused..
    plus you sound like a bit of a whore.
    (Original post by Lucas123)
    2morrow me and me boyfriend Lee is gonna get our jobseekers and go down 2 da market 2 get sum well mint burberry dat lookz well real even tho it is fake. I fink Burberry looks well chong wiv me blingin gold earings dat I got from New Look and me well smart rockports dat I tuck me trackie bottoms into. Is gonna get me hair done 2. I is avin it peroxide blonde on top and jet black underneath.

    Lee looks well fit in his Ralph Lauren cap and Burberry trackies. I luv his blingin chains. I is gonna shag him round da back of ASDA after we as been shoppin.
    who in their right mind would give you a job, especially if you talk like you type? 'i is..' wtf? 'i is st00pid'..

    i really hope you are just taking the piss, and you really don't have 3 children, and have sex at the back of asda.. eugh. and you think 'bling' looks good? oh dear.
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    (Original post by pumpkin7)
    so this is a thread where we have to take the piss out of chav talk? i am confused..
    plus you sound like a bit of a whore.


    who in their right mind would give you a job, especially if you talk like you type? 'i is..' wtf? 'i is st00pid'..

    i really hope you are just taking the piss, and you really don't have 3 children, and have sex at the back of asda.. eugh. and you think 'bling' looks good? oh dear.
    4 actually, just forgets about the forth one from time to time
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    Braaaap braap braap. Dis thread is bare ****, I iz gna cap uze all up bre. Say helo to uze mum, LOLLolOLolLLOl posse out
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    (Original post by MNBStyle)
    Ah a piss takin chav thread??? well dats just propa kool as i just luv walkin around in ma fake burberry wit ma gal who as big hoola hoops n curtain rails for ear rings.
    We iz both goin 2da sign on da dole 2 so we can support r 3kids n ave enuff muney so i can buy a suit for wen i go 2 court bout ma asbo.
    Dem pigs r always gettin me dun 4 somet even tho i didnt dooo nothin like? all i was doin was buyin sum vry expensive wkd frm da offie dat pig is just propa mingin newayz.
    hiya mnbstylez. i as got anuvva 3 asbos , 1 4 twokin al da stuf owta da ousis in da street, anuvva 4 fitin wiv da uvva chavettes in da ostel we wuz evictid 2 (wel, uU as 2 show how iz da boss) an 1 4 settin a goff on fire in da new place dey put me an da baybees. dat 1 wuzznt fare - i jus fell asleep wiv a fag in me marf and i jus appnd 2 B sittin on a unconshus goff at da time. (C- i ad given im da beets)

    But i iz bak now. i az got a new ouse an orl new stuff from da soshul coz da baybees rekked da last lot. day iz gud kidz reely - duz wot i tellz em.
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    (Original post by pumpkin7)
    so this is a thread where we have to take the piss out of chav talk? i am confused..
    plus you sound like a bit of a whore.


    who in their right mind would give you a job, especially if you talk like you type? 'i is..' wtf? 'i is st00pid'..

    i really hope you are just taking the piss, and you really don't have 3 children, and have sex at the back of asda.. eugh. and you think 'bling' looks good? oh dear.
    Ow mene kidz u got Pumpkin? I az got 3. Jlo Beyonce, Keisha Kylie and Levi Harvey. I iz opin dat I will pregnunt agayn soon coz da more kidz u ave da more muney u get from da soshal. Da cownsil mite giv me a bigger house if I az annuver baybee, me m8 Mikayla az got 5 kidz and da cownsil gave her diz massiv 4 bedrum house wiv a mazziv gardun. It iz da bom, we az loadza parteez round her playce. She iz avin anuver baybee now, so den she will ave 6 kidz. I iz well jeluz an she az got 2 brown baybeez az well. dat iz juzt not fer.

    2morrow iz iz goin down da soshal 2 see iv I can get NEmore benefitz coz I twiztid me ankul lazt yeer so me m8 Shaneeka sed I mite get compunsahun. She sed if u eva urt yaself doin NEfink you iz intituld 2 sum muney. I didunt no dat u get muney den so I goin 2 get sum now.

    NEway It iz l8 and Lee iz wantin annuver shag

    Massiv Showt owt !!
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    i ams a robot my mission is to goes down the shops and buys 10 ****......
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    (Original post by pumpkin7)
    so this is a thread where we have to take the piss out of chav talk? i am confused..
    plus you sound like a bit of a whore.
    Well chav girls and whores are similar
 
 
 
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